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fandomhigh2024-12-04 04:16 pm
rebelseekspizza) wrote in fandomhigh2024-12-04 04:16 pm
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Morality of Action, Wednesday Afternoon
Well, another Wednesday, another class with a cat lurking... at the front door? Not inside, apparently?
The guy with the white hair and the absolutely ridiculous grin on his face inside was definitely not Kreia. "Hey, what's up?" Dante said cheerfully, practically bouncing on the heels of his feet in the Danger Shop. Around him was a truly beatific landscape of forests and hills. "You know, this has got to be the first time in-- oh man, a long f--"
A loud flock of ducks flew past overhead.
"--ing time that I've been moose-napped. I didn't even know I could be moose-napped. Kathy's going to have a coronary."
He looked at the class. "I'm Dante," he added. "I literally just got airdropped in here so I have no clue, but apparently there's a princess being held in that castle," he jabbed his thumb behind him, "You can pick flying, laserbeams-from-your-eyes and invisibility from the big stack of weirdo power clothes over there--" he pointed at the table, "--and what you do with that is up to you." He squinted towards the door. "Feels like something someone felt would be a life lesson or something," he said, "But it just sounds like good cardio to me. Knock yourself out. Let me know if you learned anything at the end of the class, I guess."
He was not built to be a teacher.
The guy with the white hair and the absolutely ridiculous grin on his face inside was definitely not Kreia. "Hey, what's up?" Dante said cheerfully, practically bouncing on the heels of his feet in the Danger Shop. Around him was a truly beatific landscape of forests and hills. "You know, this has got to be the first time in-- oh man, a long f--"
A loud flock of ducks flew past overhead.
"--ing time that I've been moose-napped. I didn't even know I could be moose-napped. Kathy's going to have a coronary."
He looked at the class. "I'm Dante," he added. "I literally just got airdropped in here so I have no clue, but apparently there's a princess being held in that castle," he jabbed his thumb behind him, "You can pick flying, laserbeams-from-your-eyes and invisibility from the big stack of weirdo power clothes over there--" he pointed at the table, "--and what you do with that is up to you." He squinted towards the door. "Feels like something someone felt would be a life lesson or something," he said, "But it just sounds like good cardio to me. Knock yourself out. Let me know if you learned anything at the end of the class, I guess."
He was not built to be a teacher.
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She was going to laugh even harder in a second.
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It's fiiiiiiiine.Oh yeah. Dante had been terrified of her breaking up with him. Yup.
its makin me teach class on morality r smthin. gonna get booze at caritas tnite 4 old times.
He would never, ever learn how to text properly.
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Wait. You're teaching a morality class? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Followed by AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Eloquent.
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Clearly Dante had absorbed the nature of the lesson.
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