Morality of Action, Wednesday Afternoon

[rebelseekspizza]

Well, another Wednesday, another class with a cat lurking... at the front door? Not inside, apparently?

The guy with the white hair and the absolutely ridiculous grin on his face inside was definitely not Kreia. "Hey, what's up?" Dante said cheerfully, practically bouncing on the heels of his feet in the Danger Shop. Around him was a truly beatific landscape of forests and hills. "You know, this has got to be the first time in-- oh man, a long f--"

A loud flock of ducks flew past overhead.

"--ing time that I've been moose-napped. I didn't even know I could be moose-napped. Kathy's going to have a coronary."

He looked at the class. "I'm Dante," he added. "I literally just got airdropped in here so I have no clue, but apparently there's a princess being held in that castle," he jabbed his thumb behind him, "You can pick flying, laserbeams-from-your-eyes and invisibility from the big stack of weirdo power clothes over there--" he pointed at the table, "--and what you do with that is up to you." He squinted towards the door. "Feels like something someone felt would be a life lesson or something," he said, "But it just sounds like good cardio to me. Knock yourself out. Let me know if you learned anything at the end of the class, I guess."

He was not built to be a teacher.

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[rebelseekspizza]

With powers.

Listen to the Lecture

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Is this just going to keep happening?

Exercise

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Did You Learn A Lesson?

[rebelseekspizza]

Come on, tell Dante. He's hanging out by the foot at the tower, chowing down on what looks suspiciously like a slice of pizza.

Talk to the Teacher

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He's just chilling at the front in the sun for most of the class.

OOC

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Am I just going to keep going until I run out of expats? Who knows.