Archery Workshop #1, 5/23, Danger Shop, Afternoon

[deadly_little]

As the students entered the Danger Shop, set up like a standard classroom for today, they were greeted by a diminutive, black-and-white Japanese girl in a silk robe, perched on a corner of the teacher's desk munching on a chocolate chip cookie. Next to her were a stack of handouts, a sign-in sheet, and a tray of assorted cookies from Jeff, God of Biscuits.

Written on the board behind the desk was, Sign in. Take a handout and a cookie. Direct any questions to the instructor. Behave. Or else.

Miho studied her students with a critical eye, trying to determine which of them were most likely to shoot one of their classmates by accident or try to take more than one cookie.

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Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[likethegun]

Sam looked over the handout carefully, practically hearing his father's voice behind some of the guidelines, and glanced over at the girl he remembered meeting before...Parker, maybe?

"Do you know why no one's talking to the teacher?" he asked quietly.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

And because sometimes she's evil, Parker says, "No. No idea. I'm just reading my handout, I don't know why other people aren't." She paused. Better not to get him completely killed. "Maybe if you raise your hand, she'll call on you and people will start asking questions?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[likethegun]

Sam shifted in his seat, looking a little uncomfortable. "Well, I don't know if I want to be the first one to ask a question. I'm not sure what I'd even ask, this all seems pretty straight forward."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker smothered a grin. "But look. It says 'direct all questions to the teacher' on the sign. That implies she's okay with it." She shrugged. "But if you're scared to ask, that's okay. Probably smart."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[likethegun]

"I'm not scared," Sam said automatically. "Wait, what do you mean it's probably smart?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Well, she did gut a guy just for saying hi, once. Of course, it was a really annoying guy..." Parker frowned thoughtfully. "Maybe if you raise your hand? After all, she can just ignore you if she wants to, then."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn took her life into her own hands and passed Sam a note. Hi! Miss me?

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[likethegun]

Sam read the note and grinned, replying and passing it back. Of course! It's terrible, I can't sleep, I can't eat...

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

She stuck her tongue out at him.

Did you hear about what the boneheads next door did to our cabin?

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[likethegun]

Were you badly serenaded? I think I caught some of that.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Ducks! Stupid ducks! Hey, did you know they're not afraid of moose?

So, what'd you do today?

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[likethegun]

Sam has to cover his mouth quickly to keep from laughing.

No, I didn't know that, but I guess now I do.

I met Giles.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn did a quick check of Sam's person. Just to see if he was bleeding or bruised. Honest.

Did you have fun?

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[likethegun]

Yes, I did. He helped me find two books I was looking for, and he was totally nice. He even took the whole roommate thing well.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Really?

Somehow Dawn found that very unlikely.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[likethegun]

Yes, really. Well, he agreed it was weird, but that was it.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Huh. Well, that's good, then.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[likethegun]

Now it's Sam's turn to stick his tongue out.

I told you meeting him would be fine. So there.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

So I was wrong. It happens.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[likethegun]

I'll forgive you, this time.

Sam flashed her a grin.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn's heart sped up a little bit when she saw the grin, in a way it wasn't supposed to when she was dating Sam's brother.

You're all heart.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[likethegun]

Hey, I've got all the other necessary organs too...which I might not get to keep if our ninja teacher catches me sending many more of these.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

I thought you lived dangerously, Winchester.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[likethegun]

You know, if I get skewered, it's totally going to be your fault.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Why? It's not like I'm the one shooting you. Not today, anyway.