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Driver's Ed, May 5th, Period 1

The Danger Shop is set up to look like the parking lot outside a certain museum. Complete with T-Rex statue. As Tommy stares up at it, he rolls his eyes. He should have gotten someone from the school to help program these scenarios instead of writing Hayley. She had a weird sense of humour.

"Okay class, today's your final." He waves to the Jeep (of course it's the Jeep) parked outside the museum. He hands each of them a list of tasks (shoulder checks, paralell parking, staying at the speed limit). "You'll note that each thing on your list is worth a certain number of points. For each task you don't do correctly, those points will be removed from a score of 100."

[ooc: please mod yourselves completing the first, oh, few minutes of the test. there's something planned to happen after that.

zomg, tired now, going to bed. will pick up threads t'morrow afternoon after i get home from work.]

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Zero, dressed in a D-Bunnies t-shirt with a hole in it and a plaid skirt possibly handed down from Arsenal, gets in her Jeep and goes through the whole pre-drive prep. Doors locked, mirrors adjusted, seatbelt fastened. She starts her driving test and, despite the fact that she's nervous like a nervous thing, is doing quite well.

Yeah, the T-Rex that starts stampeding towards her probably isn't gonna help with those nerves.

"EEP! Zeroooo! Look out!"

Zero glances in her rearview mirror, starts to scream, and floors it.

And then she notices things are a bit...breezy.

She glances down and discovers that she is now wearing a white sports bra and pink lacy panties (she was out of everything else). Cue more screaming as she careens through the course at high speed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Parker throws her coffee at Tommy. "Turn it off! Turn it off turn it off oh my god what are you doing, TURN IT OFF!"

Tommy ducks the flying beverage.

"I don't know how!" He admits. "Oh my god, I'm going to *kill* her..." he mutters under his breath.

"Then I'm going to kill you!" Parker shrieks, thinking he's talking about Zero's imminent demise. "Or at least get you SO VERY FIRED, DR. SOUL PATCH!"

"The safeties are still on! She's not in any actual *danger*..."

"Safeties, schmafeties, make it stop and ohmigod, where are her clothes?"

"I can't! I didn't program the stupid thing! And... okay, I'm pretty sure Hayley's program didn't do *that*."

"You better hope not! Or teacher or not, you are gonna be very very sorry!" Parker covers her eyes as Zero peels out. "Ohmigod."

The T-Rex might have been startled by Zero's sudden lack of clothing.

Except for the fact that it's a T-Rex, so it doesn't really care about these things.

It keeps chasing her.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Zero yells as she speeds through traffic cones. Somehow, she's gotten the idea that this is a normal part of the final and she's expected to finish the course while being chased by a T-Rex. And with no clothes on. So she's gonna give it the old Fandom High try.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!"

"Rarrrrr!" says the T-Rex in response.

Zero slams the Jeep into reverse and does the fastest parallel parking job in the history of mankind. Somehow, she manages to do it perfectly. She's already blown that 'staying at the speed limit' thing all to pieces, she might as well go for all the points she can get. Then, with the T-Rex gaining on her, she puts the Jeep back into drive and peels out at high speed onto the road. There's an overpass up ahead, maybe it'll baffle the OMGWTF T-REX chasing her.

"Goooooo ZERO!" Parker's cheering now, and jumping up and down and whistling. 'Cause, damn!

The T-Rex? Yep, still chasing Zero. And heading straight for the overpass.

Zero sped under the overpass, occasionally glancing back over her shoulder to see if the T-Rex was still chasing her. The shrieking panicked Zero is gone. This Zero is calm. Zen.

Going to smash that squalling reptile.

Stupid, stupid dinosaur.

It crashes right into the overpass. And keels over.

Zero parks the Jeep, gets out, and starts kicking the robot dinosaur in the head. Good thing she kept her combat boots when the rest of her clothes disappeared, huh?

"Awesome job. Do you want my jacket?" Parker has shed her suitjacket, and is biting her lower lip, torn between hysterics and hysterical laughter.

"Yes, please." Zero kicks the robot dinosaur inna head a few more times for good measure.

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