fandomhigh | Doctoring 101, Friday, Per 1

Another day, another portal, another trip into Navaan's reality. You guys were getting to see so much good stuff! And learning to really understand where she came from and why she was the way she was! (Understanding is the best part of friendship, isn't it, bestie <3 <3)

"All right, so today we're going into one of the scariest, most horrific places I can think of," Navaan declared, standing in front of a tall, and elegant-looking building that practically gleamed in the light. "One day, when I have a big enough group, I'm gonna come back and burn this place out, but, sadly, today is not that day. Perhaps, after experiencing the atrocities inside, you'll decide to join me, but that's for another day. Today is just a scouting mission and may whatever god you worship, even Sithrak, have mercy on your soul once you witness what lies within." She took a deep and fortifying breath. "That's right, today, I'm bringing you to...a hospital. Chip up chaps, and gird your loins - probably for good sex afterwards, but whatever. Let's go."

And with her shoulders back and head held high, in Navaan marched.

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"And you thought I didn't know what I was about," Navaan scoffed.

To be clear, it was because she did not.

"I still don't know how helpful any of that is," Arthur insisted. "But it's certainly better than most of this."

"Right because you never wanna give me any credit for things," Navaan said.

"Well it's not as if having sex with someone is going to heal their wounds, either," Arthur protested. "They'll just...go out happier than they would here, I suppose."

There was a snakebite victim who would agree with that.

"How many people's lives have you saved by doctoring?"

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"None, because I'm not a doctor!" Arthur said.

"Then maybe shut up about how doctoring works!"

"Well, how do you fix wounds?" Arthur asked.

"Depends on the wound, duh!" Navaan said. Some involved acorns! Or sex! Or sex and acorns! "You don't know anything! Just 'cause your mad at the hospital doesn't mean you get to be a jerk to me! This isn't a sexy roleplay!"

And with that she flounced out.

Arthur stood for a moment dumbfounded.

"Well, that's a first."

You should probably apologize.

"I have no idea what I would apologize for."

You can think of something.

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