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fandomhigh2024-05-28 09:37 am
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Self Defense for Shinies, Tuesday, May 28, 2024
Never you mind where Anakin got the giant sumo wrestling costumes, he just had them and they were paid for and the school board hadn't yelled about it.
"Today we will practice hand-to-hand combat in a safe way!" Anakin announced. "You will not look as ridiculous as you will feel."
Don't lie to them like that, Anakin.
They'd look more ridiculous. And not just from a certain point of view.
"Just remember, safety first," Ashoka said.
"Pair up and don't use powers if you can avoid it--it's best to know how to defend yourself without the bells and whistles so you aren't dependent on them," Anakin added
In case anyone was wondering, Ahsoka could confirm that 'do as I say, not as I do' had long been a teaching method of Anakin's.
It was important to be consistent, even in your terrible habits! "Begin," Anakin said, pointing at random to two students.
"Today we will practice hand-to-hand combat in a safe way!" Anakin announced. "You will not look as ridiculous as you will feel."
Don't lie to them like that, Anakin.
They'd look more ridiculous. And not just from a certain point of view.
"Just remember, safety first," Ashoka said.
"Pair up and don't use powers if you can avoid it--it's best to know how to defend yourself without the bells and whistles so you aren't dependent on them," Anakin added
In case anyone was wondering, Ahsoka could confirm that 'do as I say, not as I do' had long been a teaching method of Anakin's.
It was important to be consistent, even in your terrible habits! "Begin," Anakin said, pointing at random to two students.

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