Self Defense for Shinies, Tuesday, May 28, 2024

[sith_happened]

Never you mind where Anakin got the giant sumo wrestling costumes, he just had them and they were paid for and the school board hadn't yelled about it.

"Today we will practice hand-to-hand combat in a safe way!" Anakin announced. "You will not look as ridiculous as you will feel."

Don't lie to them like that, Anakin.

They'd look more ridiculous. And not just from a certain point of view.

"Just remember, safety first," Ashoka said.

"Pair up and don't use powers if you can avoid it--it's best to know how to defend yourself without the bells and whistles so you aren't dependent on them," Anakin added

In case anyone was wondering, Ahsoka could confirm that 'do as I say, not as I do' had long been a teaching method of Anakin's.

It was important to be consistent, even in your terrible habits! "Begin," Anakin said, pointing at random to two students.

Comments

Sign in 5/28

[sith_happened]

Ready for action!

Re: Sign in 5/28

[what_big_teeth]

Eleanor Zarrin

Re: Sign in 5/28

[momslilassassin]

Ben Skywalker

Re: Sign in 5/28

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

Arden Finch

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[giveittoyoursister]

Vi

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[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Jonathan Sims

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[noonedecidesmyfate]

Belle

Listen to the lecture!

[sith_happened]

Wonder what on Earth went through your teachers' heads (spoiler: it wasn't from Earth.)

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[what_big_teeth]

Honestly, after the mascot costumes last week on Wednesday, Eleanor was not even the least bit surprised.

That didn't mean she was looking forward to this, of course. Just that she sort of wondered what else she should have expected.

Wrestle!

[sith_happened]

You do look as stupid as you feel.

Re: Wrestle!

[momslilassassin]

"You've lost your kriffing mind," Ben told Anakin, pulling on his suit and glaring while smacking the wig onto his head.

Re: Wrestle!

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

"You're related to him, right?" Arden asked quietly. "...Why?"

Surely he had insight on his grandfather's clearly deranged mental state.

Re: Wrestle!

[momslilassassin]

"I think he wasn't hugged enough as a youngling," Ben said.

Re: Wrestle!

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

Arden eyed the Dean. "That tracks," she muttered, thinking about how many hugs Cal needed, too. Clearly necessary, so he didn't end up forcing people into sumo wrestler costumes in the future either. "Have you considered an intervention?"

Re: Wrestle!

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Jon could barely stand up in this thing.

Actually...no, wait, he was falling over. And had no way to stop himself.

Talk to Anakin and Ahsoka!

[sith_happened]

Who will not be demonstrating today. For reasons.

OOC

[sith_happened]

Ten more days of school. How.