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Advanced Journalism Final

Rita lounged at the front of the room, nursing a headache. Projecting? Me? Surely you jest.

"Please turn in your final projects. You grades will be posted Friday afternoon."

She glanced at the three. "It's been a pleasure of sorts teaching you, I suppose. Best of luck. All of that. Three cheers, you're all jolly good fellows or some other such nonesense."

[Feeling marginally better. Will possibly be around for the rest of the evening, but if I drop out, assume I fell asleep or else my brain escaped through my face as it's been attemping to do.]
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Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-03 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"C'mon, let's bury the hatchet. Hug?" John holds out his arms.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com 2006-05-03 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"I would really like to bury a hatchet, yes. Three guesses as to where and the first two don't count."

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-03 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Professor, a threat in the classroom environment? Why, I'm shocked and appalled. You could lose your job."

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
"I should be so lucky."

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
"You'd miss me, admit it." John smiles and kicks back in his desk. "I can see the pride in your eyes right now even."

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
"No, no you can't," Rita assured him.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, that must be the after effects of one of your Botox treatments gone wrong."

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
"I have no idea what that means."

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
"It means your old. Like my grandma. Can I call you Grandma Skeeter?"

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Rita sighed, and figured what the hell. The Ministry was already bitching at her. Might as well give them something to whine about.

So she flicked her wand.

Hello, Flamingo!John.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
John had expected this. So, he smiles or smiles as much a flamingo can. And he waves his wings around.

And enjoys being pink. And waddles over to Rita.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Rita shoos him away.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
John lowers his head so Rita will pet him.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Rita pokes at his beak instead.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
John bites her fingers.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Rita shrieks.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
John the flamingo takes that opportunity to cuddle in closer.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Flamingos are not cuddly," she informs him.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Like John cares.

He makes a play to bite her hair. Maybe he'll get lucky and prove it's a wig.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Rita swats him away. "Stop, or I'll leave you this way this time."

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Again, John doesn't care.

He makes to bite her hair again.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Ow!" says Rita, getting her hair bitten and pulled, omg.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
John the flamingo tugs on Rita's hair. Dammit, it's gotta be a wig!

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Rita swats at him again. "Stop, you little monster."

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
John's neck is long and bendable. The swat does nothing.

He continues tugging on her hair and now starts walking backwards. Tug, walk, tug, walk.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Rita came with him, since her hair is ATTACHED TO HER HEAD, YES.

"Stop it!"

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Since John is a flamingo, he can't reply.

So, he just keeps on tugging. And then actually attempts to bite her hair off so he can spit it out.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
That's when Rory arrived late and offered him an Oreo.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh, chocolate!

John totally makes for the Oreo.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Rory got this notification HALF AN HOUR LATER WTF LJ?

Rory set it on a desk.

RITA WAS FREEEEEE!

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
John eats the Oreo. Oreo does not agree with John the flamingo's stomach. John throws up on Rita's desk chair.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Rita is unhappy.

"Want to be a boy again?"

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
John bends his head so as to illustrate a yes.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[identity profile] imanaturalblond.livejournal.com 2006-05-04 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
And with a flick of her wand, he's a boy again.

"Hope you enjoyed that, as it's likely to be your last."
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