Advanced Journalism Final

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita lounged at the front of the room, nursing a headache. Projecting? Me? Surely you jest.

"Please turn in your final projects. You grades will be posted Friday afternoon."

She glanced at the three. "It's been a pleasure of sorts teaching you, I suppose. Best of luck. All of that. Three cheers, you're all jolly good fellows or some other such nonesense."

[Feeling marginally better. Will possibly be around for the rest of the evening, but if I drop out, assume I fell asleep or else my brain escaped through my face as it's been attemping to do.]

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Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John bites her fingers.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita shrieks.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John the flamingo takes that opportunity to cuddle in closer.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"Flamingos are not cuddly," she informs him.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Like John cares.

He makes a play to bite her hair. Maybe he'll get lucky and prove it's a wig.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita swats him away. "Stop, or I'll leave you this way this time."

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Again, John doesn't care.

He makes to bite her hair again.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

"Ow!" says Rita, getting her hair bitten and pulled, omg.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John the flamingo tugs on Rita's hair. Dammit, it's gotta be a wig!

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita swats at him again. "Stop, you little monster."

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John's neck is long and bendable. The swat does nothing.

He continues tugging on her hair and now starts walking backwards. Tug, walk, tug, walk.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita came with him, since her hair is ATTACHED TO HER HEAD, YES.

"Stop it!"

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Since John is a flamingo, he can't reply.

So, he just keeps on tugging. And then actually attempts to bite her hair off so he can spit it out.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

That's when Rory arrived late and offered him an Oreo.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, chocolate!

John totally makes for the Oreo.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory got this notification HALF AN HOUR LATER WTF LJ?

Rory set it on a desk.

RITA WAS FREEEEEE!

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John eats the Oreo. Oreo does not agree with John the flamingo's stomach. John throws up on Rita's desk chair.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

Rita is unhappy.

"Want to be a boy again?"

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John bends his head so as to illustrate a yes.

Re: Chat and/or annoy Rita FOR THE LAST TIME OMG.

[imanaturalblond.livejournal.com]

And with a flick of her wand, he's a boy again.

"Hope you enjoyed that, as it's likely to be your last."