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Advanced Journalism Final

Rita lounged at the front of the room, nursing a headache. ~~Projecting? Me? Surely you jest.~~

"Please turn in your final projects. You grades will be posted Friday afternoon."

She glanced at the three. "It's been a pleasure of sorts teaching you, I suppose. Best of luck. All of that. Three cheers, you're all jolly good fellows or some other such nonesense."

[Feeling marginally better. Will possibly be around for the rest of the evening, but if I drop out, assume I fell asleep or else my brain escaped through my face as it's been attemping to do.]

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John signs in. And sniffles a little. There's just something in his eye.

D'anna signs in.

Chloe signs in ~~omg so late~~

And yes, handwaviness is fine, though I think some of your projects could be kind of amusing.

A link to where you conducted the interview would be nice, too.

John turns in his projects.

Cameron, the person John knows well! (http://cameronmitchell.livejournal.com/64051.html?thread=2468403#t2468403)

Umberto, the person John wanted to know better. (http://whitedeathpod.livejournal.com/52672.html)

D'anna hands in her projects ~~which would be written out for your amusement, but the (http://dbiers.livejournal.com/22842.html) interviews (http://dbiers.livejournal.com/23284.html) are still in progress~~

Rory turned in her projects:

Molly, who she does not know all that well (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/838915.html?thread=39053571#t39053571).

And Jaye, who she does. (http://fates-jaye.livejournal.com/27802.html)

Chloe turns in her projects on Jake Gavin Jr and Peter Parker ~~(who I never got to interview because I was doing real finals zomg)~~

*is nostalgic*

"Professor Skeeter, I almost feel like I should give you a hug."

"Almost," Rita replied, clinging to that word.

"C'mon, let's bury the hatchet. Hug?" John holds out his arms.

"I would really like to bury a hatchet, yes. Three guesses as to where and the first two don't count."

"Professor, a threat in the classroom environment? Why, I'm shocked and appalled. You could lose your job."

"I should be so lucky."

"You'd miss me, admit it." John smiles and kicks back in his desk. "I can see the pride in your eyes right now even."

"No, no you can't," Rita assured him.

"Oh, that must be the after effects of one of your Botox treatments gone wrong."

"I have no idea what that means."

"It means your old. Like my grandma. Can I call you Grandma Skeeter?"

Rita sighed, and figured what the hell. The Ministry was already bitching at her. Might as well give them something to whine about.

So she flicked her wand.

Hello, Flamingo!John.

John had expected this. So, he smiles or smiles as much a flamingo can. And he waves his wings around.

And enjoys being pink. And waddles over to Rita.

Rita shoos him away.

John lowers his head so Rita will pet him.

Rita pokes at his beak instead.

John bites her fingers.

Rita shrieks.

John the flamingo takes that opportunity to cuddle in closer.

"Flamingos are not cuddly," she informs him.

Like John cares.

He makes a play to bite her hair. Maybe he'll get lucky and prove it's a wig.

Rita swats him away. "Stop, or I'll leave you this way this time."

Again, John doesn't care.

He makes to bite her hair again.

"Ow!" says Rita, getting her hair bitten and pulled, omg.

John the flamingo tugs on Rita's hair. Dammit, it's gotta be a wig!

Rita swats at him again. "Stop, you little monster."

John's neck is long and bendable. The swat does nothing.

He continues tugging on her hair and now starts walking backwards. Tug, walk, tug, walk.

Rita came with him, since her hair is ATTACHED TO HER HEAD, YES.

"Stop it!"

Since John is a flamingo, he can't reply.

So, he just keeps on tugging. And then actually attempts to bite her hair off so he can spit it out.

That's when Rory arrived late and offered him an Oreo.

Ooooh, chocolate!

John totally makes for the Oreo.

~~Rory got this notification HALF AN HOUR LATER WTF LJ?~~

Rory set it on a desk.

RITA WAS FREEEEEE!

John eats the Oreo. Oreo does not agree with John the flamingo's stomach. John throws up on Rita's desk chair.

Rita is unhappy.

"Want to be a boy again?"

John bends his head so as to illustrate a yes.

And with a flick of her wand, he's a boy again.

"Hope you enjoyed that, as it's likely to be your last."

John, if you're up for a last animal transformation, I think I can handle it. :)

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Advanced Journalism Final

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