Library [5/1]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

This is the last day Parker's going to be opening the Library. She has really mixed feelings about that. Partly because she'd like to hide under the Circulations Counter after some of the things she did this weekend.

The Library is open for all your research and book-return needs, 'cause today is also the last day of amnesty before Zero and her mallet are on a quest tomorrow.

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Third Period

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

She has, unfortunately, remembered what she discussed with Miho now. Oh, god.

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[chasingangela]

Angela is still around, and is headdesking repeatedly over the weirdness of being married.

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty runs in looking he might have slept in his suit.

Well actually he did sleep in his suit. The fact that there might be dried cupcake batter all over it has escaped his attention.

As is the fact that he's still carrying a bottle of 409.

He stops when he sees Angela headdesking. Maybe the best option is humor.

"Hi Honey, I'm home." he says weakly.

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[chasingangela]

Angela's cheeks were scarlet. "Hi, Ricky Ricardo," she said. "Wanna hear about my latest wacky scheme? We both pretend to be real little kids..."

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"I'm pretty sure we weren't pretending," Marty said holding up the bottle of 409. "I still have this thing. And if I'm Ricky? Then you have some 'splanin' to do."

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[chasingangela]

"I am a redhead," Angela said. And then she started to laugh because, really, what can you do?

"I wish could 'splain. That was almost weirder than being a boy."

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"At least that could be explained but... geez we're married?" Marty said looking confused. "Does it count if you're under ten and it was officiated by a mountie? I don't think it does. Probably because we were minors. And not in Canada."

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[chasingangela]

"God, I hope not," Angela said, and then realized how it sounded and totally tried to backtrack. "I mean, not that I don't want to marry you." Then she realized that might sound even worse."Or do want to marry you. Or ..."

She gave up. "Can we just revisit this whole subject in, like, six years, and hope we don't have to file for an annulment in the meantime? I'm guessing any wedding where the groom uses 409 to kill the cooties first cannot count."

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty exhaled in a sigh of relief. "It's okay, I think we're on the same page."

He stops short a little and blinks a second before a small smile creeps across his face.

"So... you still see us together in six years or so?"

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[chasingangela]

Oh, look. Marty found the one thing that would make Angela blush even redder, though she was relieved he wasn't planning a honeymoon. "Maybe?" she said. "Have you thought about after-graduation stuff at all?"

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"I haven't thought about anything beyond this summer," Marty said a little embarassed of his lack of forethought. "Right now I can't think past this weekend. Unless you'd prefer not to go camping."

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[chasingangela]

"Camping still sounds good," Angela said. "Sunday, right?"

She sighed. "I get not wanting to think too far ahead. This place is so strange it will just screw with any plans we make anyhow."

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[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Tell me about it. One day you're just a normal teenage reformed hitman. The next your a girl. The next your a wee-tiny reformed hitman with a fear of cooties," Marty said thoughtfully. "I'm thinking that someone out there has a sick sense of humor."

Marty then breaks the fourth wall and shouts obscenities at his mun before returning to character

"Sunday sounds good to me."

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[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots came into the library and tried his best not to burst out laughing.

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Ohhh, god." Parker headdesked. "Broots. I think I owe you for a movie. Don't I."

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[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"You were such an adorable little girl Ma-Miss Parker." Broots was still grinning. "And already so bosy!"

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker didn't lift her head from the counter. "I was an only child! I was a little spoiled! And, and..." She sighed and raised her head. "Thank you for not pushing me into the duck pond. And for saving Esme from further chocolate poisoning."

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[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"Was? So you developed a mysterious sibling I am unaware of? And you're still spoiled." Broots's eyes were twinkling. "I wouldn't dream of pushing you into the pond. Really. And I felt sorry for the poor bunny."

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker glared at him, but her mouth was twitching. "All right. Guilty on both counts. Esme's recovering from her binge weekend now. Just-- tell me if there are photos which are going to show up somewhere embarassing?" She darkened the glare a little.

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[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"I'd be lying if I said that the idea never crossed my mind, but no, no photos done by me. I think the knowledge of just how much I now know should be enough."

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Headdesk. Hands on top of head. "You are never going to be properly terrified of me again, are you? I'd have to break your arm to get that back."

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[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

"Oh no, I'm properly terrified. Hence the being a good two feet away." Broots took a few most steps just in case. "But I'm also, very, very amused. Why do you hate your first name so?"

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

And she'd love to snap at him, but he really was patient with Mini-Maureen over the weekend. So instead she sits up and crosses her arms, keeping her voice level. "It reminds me of my mom. She's the only one who always called me that."

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[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots bit his lip. "Oh. Sorry. Um, it's a really pretty name, you konw. So any adverse effects of being five for two days?"

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[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Thanks." Parker cocked an eyebrow at him. "An unreasonable urge to nap. Otherwise, nope. Are you okay, after dealing with a couple-dozen insane small children all weekend?"