http://manofthemullet.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] manofthemullet.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-05-01 09:34 am
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Shop Class 5/01

"Good morning kids and welcome to your final exam," Mac says sadly. "Before we get started I just wanted to say that you kids were great this semester. You make it easy and enjoyable to be a teacher."

Mac pulls out his remote and fiddles with it a bit and the class room rearranges itself so that there are multiple walk-in safes for everyone to use.

"Your exam today is that you will be tied up and placed in a safe which you will need to break out of. The safes are currently under construction so inside you will find various cleaning solutions and a toolbox. Nothing in the toolbox alone will get you out of the safe, but a combination of tools or chemicals should help you find a way out. If you want you can team up with someone or go it alone. Or even handwave it."

"Finally I'd like to say this is my final class here at Fandom High. I've had a blast teaching everyone and I wish you luck in the years to come."
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Re: Exam: [5/1] (Before she gets all tied up)

[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-05-01 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Cue the glare of doom. "Gaffers tape isn't inferior, its structurally similar to duct tape while providing greater flexibility and much less residue."

Yes, she was aware this was an argument she would probably never, ever win. Still.
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Re: Exam: [5/1] (Before she gets all tied up)

[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-05-01 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
That glare of doom? Yeah, it's still going. "I wouldn't say 'better'. Different, yes. But sometimes it's better to have tape that you can cut and remove with relative ease, while still having strong gripping power."

This? Has been bugging her all semester. She's got a whole list of arguments.
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Re: Exam: [5/1] (Before she gets all tied up)

[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-05-01 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"But my point is that duct tape is not infallible." Nadia shrugged. Whatever, last class, she really didn't want to spend it arguing with her favorite teacher. "But I guess everyone has their preference. Just tie me up already."
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Re: Exam: [5/1] (Before she gets all tied up)

[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-05-01 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
let me guess, out of duct tape?

Nadia shrugged. "Guess so," and went to get started on the exam which will be in another thread, omg