Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 20, 2022

[sith_happened]

Today when everyone arrived at the park, they would see the area filled with folding tables that were covered in red Solo cups in a distinctive triangle pattern.

Surely this could only end well!

"Today you will learned the distinctive summer sport of beer pong!" Anakin yelled through the loud speaker. "Of course, this being a school-sponsored activity, there will not be beer in the cups. There will be a variety of sodas and seltzers instead."

Oh yeah, he said seltzers.

"Working in teams of two, your goal is to land ping pong balls into the ten cups--and drink those cups' contents--before the other team does! Listen for your names!"

TABLE SINKIN' AND DRINKIN'
Billy & Beaker v. Kitty & Libby

TABLE ATHLETE
Graham & Sidon v. Stark & Sakaki

TABLE MAJOR LEAGUE PONG
Goose & Guillermo v. Vi & Kurt

TABLE BEER PONG IS STRONG IN THIS ONE
Rey & Alara v. Steve M. & Jo

Comments

Re: TABLE BEER PONG IS STRONG IN THIS ONE

[grenadesandohana]

"I can neither confirm nor deny playing this a lot in my down time," Steve said, tossing a ping pong ball from one hand to another, "but never with soda."

Re: TABLE BEER PONG IS STRONG IN THIS ONE

[thatwaslucky]

"I've never played, so you have an advantage," Rey said.

Mwahaha.

Re: TABLE BEER PONG IS STRONG IN THIS ONE

[grenadesandohana]

"I have faith you'll catch on quickly," Steve said.

And then do the Dew and try to maybe not be so good at it.

Re: TABLE BEER PONG IS STRONG IN THIS ONE

[onlyajones]

“I’ve never played ping pong before,” Jo admitted, feeling a bit awkward about what they were supposed to be doing.

Re: TABLE BEER PONG IS STRONG IN THIS ONE

[grenadesandohana]

Steve laughed. "Oh, this has nothing to do with ping pong, really. You take the ball and you throw it into one of the cups, then drink what's in the cup."

Re: TABLE BEER PONG IS STRONG IN THIS ONE

[onlyajones]

“You just drink it? That doesn’t sound very …er safe,” Jo wasn’t really sure what was worse.