Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 20, 2022

[sith_happened]

Today when everyone arrived at the park, they would see the area filled with folding tables that were covered in red Solo cups in a distinctive triangle pattern.

Surely this could only end well!

"Today you will learned the distinctive summer sport of beer pong!" Anakin yelled through the loud speaker. "Of course, this being a school-sponsored activity, there will not be beer in the cups. There will be a variety of sodas and seltzers instead."

Oh yeah, he said seltzers.

"Working in teams of two, your goal is to land ping pong balls into the ten cups--and drink those cups' contents--before the other team does! Listen for your names!"

TABLE SINKIN' AND DRINKIN'
Billy & Beaker v. Kitty & Libby

TABLE ATHLETE
Graham & Sidon v. Stark & Sakaki

TABLE MAJOR LEAGUE PONG
Goose & Guillermo v. Vi & Kurt

TABLE BEER PONG IS STRONG IN THIS ONE
Rey & Alara v. Steve M. & Jo

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Re: Arrive and Mingle

[somethingwithturquoise]

"Oh, man," said Summer, once she got a look at the set-up today and after she'd heard her name not among those being called down to participate. "I could totally kill at beer pong!"

But, of course, that would mean exposing Summer to more awful carbonated things to put into jello shots, and no one wanted that.

Well, except maybe Goose, who really shouldn't be trusted in this regard.