Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 20, 2022

[sith_happened]

Today when everyone arrived at the park, they would see the area filled with folding tables that were covered in red Solo cups in a distinctive triangle pattern.

Surely this could only end well!

"Today you will learned the distinctive summer sport of beer pong!" Anakin yelled through the loud speaker. "Of course, this being a school-sponsored activity, there will not be beer in the cups. There will be a variety of sodas and seltzers instead."

Oh yeah, he said seltzers.

"Working in teams of two, your goal is to land ping pong balls into the ten cups--and drink those cups' contents--before the other team does! Listen for your names!"

TABLE SINKIN' AND DRINKIN'
Billy & Beaker v. Kitty & Libby

TABLE ATHLETE
Graham & Sidon v. Stark & Sakaki

TABLE MAJOR LEAGUE PONG
Goose & Guillermo v. Vi & Kurt

TABLE BEER PONG IS STRONG IN THIS ONE
Rey & Alara v. Steve M. & Jo

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TABLE ATHLETE

[sith_happened]

Graham and Sidon, you are drinking ten cups of sweet corn soda! Stark and Sakaki, you get the alcohol free bologna seltzer! HOW LUCKY ARE YOU.

RNG declares Graham and Sidon the winners.

Re: TABLE ATHLETE

[in_sidon_we_trust]

Sidon couldn't help but grin down (and down and down) at his teammate for this week's event.

"I believe," he said, throwing Graham a bit of a wink, as he loooooomed over the table with its various assorted cups, "we may have a bit of an advantage this week, Graham!"

Re: TABLE ATHLETE

[pun_king]

Well. Sidon had an advantage this week, that was for sure, and there was a good chance that that advantage was going to be very crucial to their victory, because this could potentially spell nothing but disaster for Graham.

Still, he beamed up (and up and up) cheerfully at his teammate and gave a little pump of his fist. "Yeah! We've totally got this!"

Or, well, Sidon did. Sidon totally would have this...

Re: TABLE ATHLETE

[stykera]

Sometimes Stark had terrible depth perception on account of only having the one eye.

Was Stark going to milk that for all it was worth to avoid hitting his cup targets even once? Absolutely.

Re: TABLE ATHLETE

[kawaii_complex]

Sakaki was also more than happy to try to throw her athletic prowess out the window for this one, especially once she actually had to drink some of their soda.

She tried, anyway, but she was just too naturally good, and her balls kept sinking into the cups, even when she threw them way off, and her stomach was sinking down into hee feet.

Thankfully, the other team's shamelessly modded enthusiasm and apparently genuine appreciation of their particular drink, nog to mention that Sidon didn't have to throw as much as drop his balls might work in her and Stark's favor.