Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 20, 2022

[sith_happened]

Today when everyone arrived at the park, they would see the area filled with folding tables that were covered in red Solo cups in a distinctive triangle pattern.

Surely this could only end well!

"Today you will learned the distinctive summer sport of beer pong!" Anakin yelled through the loud speaker. "Of course, this being a school-sponsored activity, there will not be beer in the cups. There will be a variety of sodas and seltzers instead."

Oh yeah, he said seltzers.

"Working in teams of two, your goal is to land ping pong balls into the ten cups--and drink those cups' contents--before the other team does! Listen for your names!"

TABLE SINKIN' AND DRINKIN'
Billy & Beaker v. Kitty & Libby

TABLE ATHLETE
Graham & Sidon v. Stark & Sakaki

TABLE MAJOR LEAGUE PONG
Goose & Guillermo v. Vi & Kurt

TABLE BEER PONG IS STRONG IN THIS ONE
Rey & Alara v. Steve M. & Jo

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TABLE SINKIN' AND DRINKIN'

[sith_happened]

Billy and Beaker, you are drinking ten cups of grass soda. Kitty and Libby, yours is buffalo wing.

The RNG declares Kitty & Libby the winners, though there are really no winners in this game.

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[mother_love]

Billy looked at his partner and was pretty sure HE would be the one doing all the drinking in this game. Which had it been something decent he wouldn't have minded But GRASS SODA??? Where did you get these things Anakin.... no, wait. Nevermind. Don't answer that!

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[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep meep meep," Beaker said. From under the table.

Because he was short.

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[throughaphase]

"Who hates me?" Kitty demanded.

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[outofthequiver]

Because of how she grew up, Libby thought a lot of more mainstream food and beverages were pretty weird and a little gross, so she was relieved to see the reactions of everyone else that reassured her that this was not normal, even for more worldly types.

But she did try to stay, above all, positive. "Maybe they're not as bad as they seem?"