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fandomhigh2022-07-08 09:44 am
tellmehowstuffworks) wrote in fandomhigh2022-07-08 09:44 am
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Relationship Skills, Friday Period 3
The classroom was set up with pillows instead of chairs or desks because the teachers preferred to be comfortable whilst bitching about certain people in their lives in order to teach the subject.
Also magic.
Also for the record, the teachers should never be allowed to do paperwork while alcohol was involved.
"Good morning," Yennefer said to the class, looking shockingly like someone who had the first clue what she was doing. It was a skill they taught at Aretuza. Also, was it still morning? She had no idea, and didn't care. "I am Yennefer of Vengerburg, and this is the bard Jaskier, and this is...Relationship Skills." After a beat, she added, rather quickly, "We are not in a relationship." The horror.
"Oh, goodness no," Jaskier said, making such a face. "But we do have quite a bit of experience with the worst relationship you could ask for. The same person, in fact. It's a thing, really."
"Yes, and what it's made us realize is that some people simply don't know how to be in relationships. Hence..." Yennefer gestured vaguely. "This workshop. So to start we'd like for everyone to introduce themselves and please tell us why you think you need better relationship skills." So they could judge you.
Also magic.
Also for the record, the teachers should never be allowed to do paperwork while alcohol was involved.
"Good morning," Yennefer said to the class, looking shockingly like someone who had the first clue what she was doing. It was a skill they taught at Aretuza. Also, was it still morning? She had no idea, and didn't care. "I am Yennefer of Vengerburg, and this is the bard Jaskier, and this is...Relationship Skills." After a beat, she added, rather quickly, "We are not in a relationship." The horror.
"Oh, goodness no," Jaskier said, making such a face. "But we do have quite a bit of experience with the worst relationship you could ask for. The same person, in fact. It's a thing, really."
"Yes, and what it's made us realize is that some people simply don't know how to be in relationships. Hence..." Yennefer gestured vaguely. "This workshop. So to start we'd like for everyone to introduce themselves and please tell us why you think you need better relationship skills." So they could judge you.
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