fandomhigh | Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, June 8, 2022

There was a definite smell of grease in the air along the beach that should worry anyone who'd every experienced one of Anakin's Wednesdays before, and that was only if they didn't notice the enormous, greased-up pole resting between two wooden scaffolds about ten feet above the water.

Or the greased-up pigs in a pen.

Or the greased-up flag pole.

Anakin liked a theme, that's what we're saying here.

"Today is all about adaptation!" Anakin yelled into the bullhorn when everyone had arrived. "Your teams have to attempt--individually--get get across the pole in the water and then up the flag pole. Your times, should anyone complete these tasks--will be added together, along with your efforts in the pairs greased pig collecting competition. Fastest team wins."

Who took Anakin to a county fair. Really.

"Listen for your names! There will be five teams of six and you may not use any special powers to assist yourself or your teammates. This is all physical prowess and mental stamina."

TEAM PRAISE THE LARD
Steve M
Aphra
Scott
Graham
Kennedy
Sakaki

TEAM HOT WIENERS
Isabela
Duke
Stark
Steph
Gray
Annie

TEAM TAKE ME TO THE FAIR
Vi
Libby
Will
Jo
Miguel
Hannibal

TEAM FUNNEL CLOUDS AND FUNNEL CAKES
Goose
Buck
Alexis
Lana
Travis
Jon

TEAM BUSTING BALLS
Rey
Belle
Beaker
Wanda
Steve R
Liz

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"The trick is to give it a reason to come to you," Jon offered. "Unfortunately, the only thing I have on me is grease, and I would rather not be eaten."

"Uh. Yeah. Me neither." Travis boggled at Jon faintly. He looked like he might collapse at any moment from heat stroke. Or an OD. Or both. "Aren't you supposed to do, like. Pig calls or something?"

Hey, Jon was not on drugs! Though the heat wasn't doing him any favours, it was true.

He thought about it, then blinked and rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Would you like to know how to summon a pig in Minecraft? I can tell you all about that, but I doubt it would help."

Sometimes the Eye was less than helpful.

Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, June 8, 2022

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