fandomhigh | Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, June 8, 2022

There was a definite smell of grease in the air along the beach that should worry anyone who'd every experienced one of Anakin's Wednesdays before, and that was only if they didn't notice the enormous, greased-up pole resting between two wooden scaffolds about ten feet above the water.

Or the greased-up pigs in a pen.

Or the greased-up flag pole.

Anakin liked a theme, that's what we're saying here.

"Today is all about adaptation!" Anakin yelled into the bullhorn when everyone had arrived. "Your teams have to attempt--individually--get get across the pole in the water and then up the flag pole. Your times, should anyone complete these tasks--will be added together, along with your efforts in the pairs greased pig collecting competition. Fastest team wins."

Who took Anakin to a county fair. Really.

"Listen for your names! There will be five teams of six and you may not use any special powers to assist yourself or your teammates. This is all physical prowess and mental stamina."

TEAM PRAISE THE LARD
Steve M
Aphra
Scott
Graham
Kennedy
Sakaki

TEAM HOT WIENERS
Isabela
Duke
Stark
Steph
Gray
Annie

TEAM TAKE ME TO THE FAIR
Vi
Libby
Will
Jo
Miguel
Hannibal

TEAM FUNNEL CLOUDS AND FUNNEL CAKES
Goose
Buck
Alexis
Lana
Travis
Jon

TEAM BUSTING BALLS
Rey
Belle
Beaker
Wanda
Steve R
Liz

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"Play what?" Stark asked. "And we'd take good care of you at the clinic. If you got hurt."

All the staff was here and two of the firefighters! Not that Stark had noticed one of them.

Who on this team was noticing anyone else present? Nobody, that was who.

"My drums, bro," Steph replied, still eyeing the pig with great concern. "I kind of need all my limbs for that."

She didn't have enough time to practice any kind of alternate configuration between now and then, okay?

"So there's music," Stark said. "What else? I've never been."

Let's focus on the important things here, friends, like the pig that had decided to turn its attention to these two hopeless people.

"Well, there's gonna be a parade," Steph added, watching the pig but somehow still not processing that it was paying attention to them now, "and a picnic sort of thing in the park with food and stuff?"

She could have been more coherent but she was soaked and covered in grease and easily distracted here.

The pig was going to charge them, wasn't it? And probably knock at least one of them (Stark, it would absolutely be Stark that was just how things went) down.

"Oh. Food is always good."

Maybe there would be bacon. Retaliatory bacon.

Only bacon-wrapped all the things, so yes.

"And no corporations slapping a rainbow on their logo for the month just to get on our good side," Steph added somewhat vehemently, because distracted or not she was always going to have Feelings about that.

Stark, who had no idea about rainbow capitalism, gave her a curious look.

"I'm not sure what you mean?"

He didn't leave the island much. He hadn't, except to go home, since last fall.

"Lucky you," Steph replied. "Trust me, you won't be missing anything that way."

He was missing something but clearly not something he needed to know about right now.

No, he was missing two things. The second thing was the pig headed towards him.

"Alright," he said agreeably.

"No problem, dude --"

Steph's attention snapped back from wherever it had been focused.

"Dude, incoming!"

"Hmm?" Stark looked back over at Steph and not, alas, at the pig.

Too late. Ever see an alien bowled over by a greased pig before, Steph?

No, but there was a first time for everything!

"Oh, shit, dude!"

"Ow."

Stark had made a grab for the pig after falling over but unsurprisingly he wasn't able to actually catch it. And now he was extra gross.

All the better for hugging Anakin!

Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, June 8, 2022

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