Summer Shenanigans, May 25, 2022

[sith_happened]

The park today looked like an insane person with a ridiculous love of bunting had been allowed to go absolutely nuts setting up mazes.

(In related news, Beaker had been consulted for ideas.)

There were four main areas of concern: a maze with four wheelie recycling bins set before it; a series of folding tables with a variety of fruit and implements on top of them; two large fences with roughly 300 rubber ducks perched on top of them (and a velvet rope 100 feet away from it); and a final maze of bunting with a chair in the center of it.

In the center of all of this mess was a large shed with a closed door.

Anakin looked extremely pleased with himself as he leaned against the Table o' Terrible T-Shirts.

"Welcome back!" he yelled into his bullhorn. "I am pleased to see such enthusiasm for our weekly community building activities."

Sure, let's go with that interpretation. "Today we have several new obstacles for you to master! The specifics of each shall be made clear-" well. Clear-ish. "--as we move to them. The team with the most number of points wins! Listen for your names:"

TEAM NIGHTMARE CLOWNS
Steve R
Steph
Graham
Jo
Scott
Lana
Danny

TEAM 'MERICA
Clare
Tony
Sakaki
Connor
Goose
Vi
Liz

TEAM CHICKEN ON THE BEACH
Libby
Margo
Duke
Cara
Billy
Miguel
Irene

TEAM UNICORN BATTLE CAT
Travis
Sidon
Beaker
Rey
Summer
Stark
Steve M

Comments

Re: Part 3: DUCK DESTRUCTION

[what_the_shock]

"I'm Spider-man!" Miguel announced. "How else?"

No weird mechanical web spinners for him, either - which would probably be noticeable in the awful short-sleeved shirt he was wearing.

Re: Part 3: DUCK DESTRUCTION

[dishesonthetoprack]

"Nuh uh, Spider-man is a teenager," Scott pointed out, which he thought was a reasonable argument.

Scott had been incredibly lucky in that everyone he'd met from variations of his own universe at least strongly physically resembled the counterpart he knew. Brunette hair and apparent height discrepancies aside.

Re: Part 3: DUCK DESTRUCTION

[what_the_shock]

"Oh, you're from Miles's world?" Because the Peter Parker Miguel had met was adult. "Nice kid. He went here for a while."

Re: Part 3: DUCK DESTRUCTION

[dishesonthetoprack]

"I didn't get his name," Scott admitted. "He was too busy doing -- that thing you just did and tripping me."

He was trying not to glare at Miguel, since it wasn't his fault. Probably.

"But maybe I can just call it square with Spider-Men now, though," he decided thoughtfully, nodding to the fallen ducks.

Re: Part 3: DUCK DESTRUCTION

[what_the_shock]

Miguel shrugged. "Fair enough. Did you deserve it?"