fandomhigh | Summer Shenanigans, May 25, 2022

The park today looked like an insane person with a ridiculous love of bunting had been allowed to go absolutely nuts setting up mazes.

(In related news, Beaker had been consulted for ideas.)

There were four main areas ~~of concern~~: a maze with four wheelie recycling bins set before it; a series of folding tables with a variety of fruit and implements on top of them; two large fences with roughly 300 rubber ducks perched on top of them (and a velvet rope 100 feet away from it); and a final maze of bunting with a chair in the center of it.

In the center of all of this mess was a large shed with a closed door.

Anakin looked extremely pleased with himself as he leaned against the Table o' Terrible T-Shirts.

"Welcome back!" he yelled into his bullhorn. "I am pleased to see such enthusiasm for our weekly community building activities."

Sure, let's go with that interpretation. "Today we have several new obstacles for you to master! The specifics of each shall be made clear-" well. Clear-ish. "--as we move to them. The team with the most number of points wins! Listen for your names:"

TEAM NIGHTMARE CLOWNS
Steve R
Steph
Graham
Jo
Scott
Lana
Danny

TEAM 'MERICA
Clare
Tony
Sakaki
Connor
Goose
Vi
Liz

TEAM CHICKEN ON THE BEACH
Libby
Margo
Duke
Cara
Billy
Miguel
Irene

TEAM UNICORN BATTLE CAT
Travis
Sidon
Beaker
Rey
Summer
Stark
Steve M

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"Not quite," Summer agreed, and she had to laugh a little. "You've got to flick it more, with your wrist, and hold it even, like this."

She flicked her wrist as demonstration before sending another one soaring toward the ducks, managing to knock a few more of them off, and realizing she probably should have grabbed more frisbees.

"Or," she said, "alternately, just throw them much harder so if you hit the fence again, the impact is big enough to just knock them all off."

Now she was trying to think if she saw anything really heavy and destructive back there in the shed...

"Oh. Like this?"

Stark's second attempt was wobbly but actually made contact with some ducks. Improvement!

Maybe they should have tried throwing Beaker.

Summer Shenanigans, May 25, 2022

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