fandomhigh | Driving: From Woe to Go, Period One

Entry tags:

driver's ed

Driving: From Woe to Go, Period One

Today, the danger shop was set up like ~~GTA~~ a city that was very clearly inspired by media rather than real life. Mostly because Jaskier and Cara's real lives tended toward more of a fantasy setting. Which took far more effort to include cars.

"Welcome back, so lovely to see you all once again," Jaskier said excitedly now that they had a plan for everything.

A plan that was only mostly completely taken from various movies they'd been watching over the past week. "It turns out that the most effective way to learn to drive cars is by stealing them." Which Cara still thought sounded kind of fake, but whatever.

"And to be chased through the city. Or be doing the chasing," Jaskier added. "So, we've decided to split you into teams to try it out!"

Were you ready for high powered, high speed, high octane excitement? Of course you were.

Pity your vehicles were still go-karts. But super sweet looking ones.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Feeling a need for speed.

Edited 2022-05-19 12:29 (UTC)

Clare Devlin

Sakaki

Gray

Jonathan Sims

Your teachers totally know what they're doing. For reals.

Get in your sweet, sweet go-karts and chase each other around the city.

Criminals: Jon Sims, Sakaki, Vi
Cops: Clare Devlin, Gray, Alexis Rose

Edited 2022-05-19 12:31 (UTC)

Running from teh law? That was something Vi knew how to do, even if she was still getting her head around driving.

Jumping in the kart, she immediately put the pedal to the floor.

"Stop in the name of the law!"

Was that even a thing people said?

Probably, it was definitely a thing Vi was ignoring as she took a corner way too fast.

Clare, meanwhile, was doing the speed limit and wondering if her cart had a turn signal. It was possible Clare wasn't cut out for this life.

Sakaki probably made the worst go-kart stealer in the entire world, having spent several minutes just sort of internally flailing at the prospect, even though it was clearly approved by the lesson. And then she just sort of looked to one side, then the other, then at the go-kart, and...

Well. She supposed she was steal it now, by slowly easing it into motion as if already expecting to be stopped, before, out of nervousness, putting way too much petal to the metal and careening forward wildly.

Jon grimaced. "From suspected of murder, to fake go-kart stealing. Why not?" He was used to running, and at least this didn't involve actual leg power.

They're here!

Jaskier really felt like this class was very helpful for learning to drive. Somehow.

After class was done, Vi wandered up to Jaskier. "Hey, Steph said you were an actual bard."

"I am indeed!" Jaskier replied, delighted with the recognition. "What is it you might need a bard for?"

"I'm playing one for class," Vi told him. "But I'm not that sure what a bard actually does."

Except hide behind Cara that was.

"Well, a bard is a story teller and musician," he replied with a flourish with his hand. "Who can influence the general public with a catchy enough song."

"So I'd have to sing?" No need to sound so dubious, Vi.

"Or you could play an instrument instead," Jaskier offered. "Steph plays the drums. The backbone of a good song."

"I know, she's been teaching me to play." And she was almost approaching passable too. "She's really good."

"Then you're halfway there!" Jaskier replied. "Now, if you'd like help with composing songs..."

"I guess." Look, Vi, given your other options included Isabela...go with the delicate flower.

"It's fun. You simply take a story close to your heart and... embellish it. For the better."

Lie, he meant.

vroom vroom

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Driving: From Woe to Go, Period One

Sign In - DW2G [02]

Re: Sign In - DW2G [02]

Re: Sign In - DW2G [02]

Re: Sign In - DW2G [02]

Re: Sign In - DW2G [02]

Re: Sign In - DW2G [02]

Listen to Cara and Jaskier - DW2G [02]

Cops and Criminals - DW2G [02]

Re: Cops and Criminals - DW2G [02]

Re: Cops and Criminals - DW2G [02]

Re: Cops and Criminals - DW2G [02]

Re: Cops and Criminals - DW2G [02]

Re: Cops and Criminals - DW2G [02]

Re: Cops and Criminals - DW2G [02]

Talk to Cara or Jaskier! - DW2G [02]

Re: Talk to Cara or Jaskier! - DW2G [02]

Re: Talk to Cara or Jaskier! - DW2G [02]

Re: Talk to Cara or Jaskier! - DW2G [02]

Re: Talk to Cara or Jaskier! - DW2G [02]

Re: Talk to Cara or Jaskier! - DW2G [02]

Re: Talk to Cara or Jaskier! - DW2G [02]

Re: Talk to Cara or Jaskier! - DW2G [02]

Re: Talk to Cara or Jaskier! - DW2G [02]

Re: Talk to Cara or Jaskier! - DW2G [02]

Re: Talk to Cara or Jaskier! - DW2G [02]

Re: Talk to Cara or Jaskier! - DW2G [02]

OOC - DW2G [02]