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Julian Alfred Pankratz ([personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2022-05-12 06:45 am
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Driving: From Woe to Go, First Period

Unlike many classes this summer, they were back in the danger shop. But there was nary a tavern in sight for a change! Instead, it was a race track with a number of go-karts at the ready for class to start out using.

Surely nothing could go wrong here, right?

"Welcome! Welcome all!" Jaskier greeted cheerfully. "Welcome to... what was this class called again?"

"Something about driving." This was the kind of class that happened when Cara turned her phone off for a week to avoid Jakier's messages. "And us teaching them."

"Oh. Ohhh." Jaskier made a very worried face as he looked at the go-karts more closely. "Do you know how to drive one of those?"

Because he sure didn't!

"It can't be that hard, people on the mainland do it all the time." Congratulations, everyone, you were signed up to a driving class with teachers whose worlds hadn't even invented the steam engine yet, let alone the internal combustion one.

Jaskier nodded and clapped his hands together. "Alright then. Let's all grab a go-kart and... then you can share your names and what you hope to learn. So that we can... add it to the list of lessons." That they definitely had. Yep.

They certainly weren't going to start watching movies for ideas. Cara pointed to a random person. "You first."
giveittoyoursister: (Looking down at the people)

Re: Introduce Yourself

[personal profile] giveittoyoursister 2022-05-12 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh there's this one," Vi said, pressing it.

For some unknown reason the Danger Shop had programmed these go-karts with nitrous oxide engines, and Vi's shot off like a firework.