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Library, Thursday 4/28

Was there a reason the library had provided geometry books and romance novels today? Who could say?

Belle wasn't concerned with it. She was just sitting at the desk, happily reading and occasionally daydreaming about her suitors.

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Well, they did kiss that once... no, no that wasn't for now.

"Are you?" He was onto you. Sure, she was a beautiful, lovely girl who had a thing for dangerous older men, but maybe Harry's sexy facial scar also lured her in.

"I am," Harry said. "She wants to see me."

So there!

"Does she? I don't see why." Five had a leather jacket! Now. He definitely wasn't wearing it before, but that detail was now established for this scene.

Leather jacket. Hot.

"I'm caring and honest. A real romantic."

Aka the kind of guy who got left by his fiancée in romcoms.

"Unlike you!"

"Maybe I'm not a romantic, but I know what the real world is like." Full of murder. "And she likes that."

"She deserves better than that!" Harry declared. "She deserves to be treated like a Princess! No, a queen!"

"And what? You can manage that? With your stupid magic?" Curse his not having any magic to appeal to her!

"Damn right I can! I'm a Chosen One!"

Actually given that it made se she he thought he was due a romance.

"Yeah, well. I'm a time travelling assassin with daddy issues," Five shot back. Because you can't top how cool that was, Chosen One!

Harry's lower lip trembled. "Well I don't have a dad!"

Oh no, this was the making of some hurt/comfort. "Well, you still can't have her!"

Wow, way to treat Belle like an object and not a person.

"And who's going to stop me? You?"

Yikes, boys. Yikes.

"You're damn right I will!" THEMS FIGHTIN' WORDS, FIVE.

"I'd like to see you try!" ALSO FIGHTING WORDS.

Oh no, but the writers didn't know how to write combat. Other than a slap fight, that is...

"Don't you think I won't stop you!"

"You can't anyway!"

And then he ripped his shirt open before delivering a slap.

Five did the same, but somehow kept on that leather jacket before slapping him back.

Guys. One of you had super powers and the other was a wizard.

Harry flexed just rock hard washboard abs and slapped him back.

As per slap fight rules.

Both of their abs were somehow just perfectly visible for the viewers even though they were so enthralled in this vicious fight. They also glistened in the amazing lighting in the library.

You're all welcome.

"How dare," Five gasped, slapping him right on back. Kind of like a telenovela, really.

"How dare you!" said Harry, obviously the victim here, tackling him.

Which sent them careening into a book cart to continue this very manly fight that wouldn't end in anyone getting stabbed to death. Five.

"I love her more than you ever will!"

"That's not possible!" Harry cried, slapping Five and then slapping the book cart into a bookshelf, which wobbled precariously.

"Oh, stop" Belle cried out dramatically. "Don't hurt each other!"

Or the books.

Oh no, however could this go! She was never meant to see their rugged manliness.

"He doesn't deserve you!"

"No one can love you more than I can!" Harry said, abs glistening.

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