Library, Thursday 4/28

[noonedecidesmyfate]

Was there a reason the library had provided geometry books and romance novels today? Who could say?

Belle wasn't concerned with it. She was just sitting at the desk, happily reading and occasionally daydreaming about her suitors.

Comments

Re: Talk to Belle

[apocalypsehow]

"You're damn right I will!" THEMS FIGHTIN' WORDS, FIVE.

Re: Talk to Belle

[imawizard]

"I'd like to see you try!" ALSO FIGHTING WORDS.

Re: Talk to Belle

[apocalypsehow]

Oh no, but the writers didn't know how to write combat. Other than a slap fight, that is...

"Don't you think I won't stop you!"

Re: Talk to Belle

[imawizard]

"You can't anyway!"

And then he ripped his shirt open before delivering a slap.

Re: Talk to Belle

[apocalypsehow]

Five did the same, but somehow kept on that leather jacket before slapping him back.

Guys. One of you had super powers and the other was a wizard.

Re: Talk to Belle

[imawizard]

Harry flexed just rock hard washboard abs and slapped him back.

As per slap fight rules.

Re: Talk to Belle

[apocalypsehow]

Both of their abs were somehow just perfectly visible for the viewers even though they were so enthralled in this vicious fight. They also glistened in the amazing lighting in the library.

You're all welcome.

"How dare," Five gasped, slapping him right on back. Kind of like a telenovela, really.

Re: Talk to Belle

[imawizard]

"How dare you!" said Harry, obviously the victim here, tackling him.

Re: Talk to Belle

[apocalypsehow]

Which sent them careening into a book cart to continue this very manly fight that wouldn't end in anyone getting stabbed to death. Five.

"I love her more than you ever will!"

Re: Talk to Belle

[imawizard]

"That's not possible!" Harry cried, slapping Five and then slapping the book cart into a bookshelf, which wobbled precariously.

Re: Talk to Belle

[noonedecidesmyfate]

"Oh, stop" Belle cried out dramatically. "Don't hurt each other!"

Or the books.

Re: Talk to Belle

[apocalypsehow]

Oh no, however could this go! She was never meant to see their rugged manliness.

"He doesn't deserve you!"

Re: Talk to Belle

[imawizard]

"No one can love you more than I can!" Harry said, abs glistening.

Re: Talk to Belle

[noonedecidesmyfate]

"Please don't fight," Belle begged. While still appreciating all the abs on display because damn, boys.

"I can't bear it!"

Re: Talk to Belle

[apocalypsehow]

"Which of us will it be then?" Since clearly that was the only way to end this feud. And not cause an emo coma or something.

Re: Talk to Belle

[imawizard]

"I would never ask you to choose!" Harry said.

Re: Talk to Belle

[noonedecidesmyfate]

"I care for both of you," Belle insisted.

Especially when they were missing shirts and all glisten-y.

Re: Talk to Belle

[apocalypsehow]

Five looked off. Broodily. Like, so broodily. It was intense and stuff.

"I'll bet he hadn't even offered to murder someone for you."

HOW WAS THAT ROMANTIC, FIVE? HOW?

Re: Talk to Belle

[imawizard]

FIVE! NO!

"I'm offering to treat you like a princess for the rest of your days!" Harry told her. "No murder needed!"

Re: Talk to Belle

[noonedecidesmyfate]

FIVE YES!

"What if I want both of those things?"

What? A girl could want someone who could do a murder and someone who would treat her like a princess.

Re: Talk to Belle

[apocalypsehow]

Get you a man who can do both.

"Well, it's not like you can be with both of us at the same time!"

Unless...

Re: Talk to Belle

[imawizard]

Harry looked at him like he was considering it.

HE LOVED YOU THIS MUCH, BELLE.

Re: Talk to Belle

[noonedecidesmyfate]

"I could," Belle said stubbornly, gazing adoringly at all the abs still on display.

Re: Talk to Belle

[apocalypsehow]

"You could?" Don't think he wouldn't be sexily planning to kill Harry to have her to himself, but... you know. This might work for now.

Re: Talk to Belle

[imawizard]

"If this is how I have to prove my love to you, by god, I will prove it."

He'd rather not! But like...