Summer Smith (
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fandomhigh2021-09-13 04:18 am
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Badass Bitch Survival Guide: Multiverse Edition; Monday, Second Period [09/13].
The class was meeting in the Danger Shop again! Was the Danger Shop set up like just a normal ass classroom again? Yup! Never not funny, don't even.
But at least Summer added a few little touched like the fact that occasionally, a dinosaur would pass by the windows outside today, for those who might be paying attention.
"Okay, so," Summer started, leaning on the desk at the front of the classroom and grinning over at them, "today, I wanted to talk about supplies, because I'm pretty sure you'd be hard pressed to find someone who would try to deny that a Badass Bitch is always prepared. Now, of course, we could talk about a lot of the standard supplies you might want to have on hand in the case you might need them: weapons, first aid, sustinence, those sorts of things. Obviously, those are things you want to have in your ready pack or always at least on hand. But what about some of the things that maybe aren't so obvious? Because out there in the multiverse, you can experience a lot of unexpected things out there, and sometimes, what you need on hand isn't what you typically think of when gearing up for an adventure.
"So today, I wanted us to work together on putting together our own sort of ready kit for these sorts of things. The expected things I mentioned? Weapons, first aid, food and water? Those are accounted for. Those are, like, you know, standard issue. What we're putting together now are the upgrades, the shit that's really going to up the resale value on your life, if you know what I mean? We'll go around, and I want everyoen to offer at least one or two maybe unconventional or lesser considered things to make sure you've got ready to go when you get out there into the multiverse to be a badass bitch."
But at least Summer added a few little touched like the fact that occasionally, a dinosaur would pass by the windows outside today, for those who might be paying attention.
"Okay, so," Summer started, leaning on the desk at the front of the classroom and grinning over at them, "today, I wanted to talk about supplies, because I'm pretty sure you'd be hard pressed to find someone who would try to deny that a Badass Bitch is always prepared. Now, of course, we could talk about a lot of the standard supplies you might want to have on hand in the case you might need them: weapons, first aid, sustinence, those sorts of things. Obviously, those are things you want to have in your ready pack or always at least on hand. But what about some of the things that maybe aren't so obvious? Because out there in the multiverse, you can experience a lot of unexpected things out there, and sometimes, what you need on hand isn't what you typically think of when gearing up for an adventure.
"So today, I wanted us to work together on putting together our own sort of ready kit for these sorts of things. The expected things I mentioned? Weapons, first aid, food and water? Those are accounted for. Those are, like, you know, standard issue. What we're putting together now are the upgrades, the shit that's really going to up the resale value on your life, if you know what I mean? We'll go around, and I want everyoen to offer at least one or two maybe unconventional or lesser considered things to make sure you've got ready to go when you get out there into the multiverse to be a badass bitch."

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