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fandomhigh2021-09-13 04:18 am
somethingwithturquoise) wrote in fandomhigh2021-09-13 04:18 am
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Badass Bitch Survival Guide: Multiverse Edition; Monday, Second Period [09/13].
The class was meeting in the Danger Shop again! Was the Danger Shop set up like just a normal ass classroom again? Yup! Never not funny, don't even.
But at least Summer added a few little touched like the fact that occasionally, a dinosaur would pass by the windows outside today, for those who might be paying attention.
"Okay, so," Summer started, leaning on the desk at the front of the classroom and grinning over at them, "today, I wanted to talk about supplies, because I'm pretty sure you'd be hard pressed to find someone who would try to deny that a Badass Bitch is always prepared. Now, of course, we could talk about a lot of the standard supplies you might want to have on hand in the case you might need them: weapons, first aid, sustinence, those sorts of things. Obviously, those are things you want to have in your ready pack or always at least on hand. But what about some of the things that maybe aren't so obvious? Because out there in the multiverse, you can experience a lot of unexpected things out there, and sometimes, what you need on hand isn't what you typically think of when gearing up for an adventure.
"So today, I wanted us to work together on putting together our own sort of ready kit for these sorts of things. The expected things I mentioned? Weapons, first aid, food and water? Those are accounted for. Those are, like, you know, standard issue. What we're putting together now are the upgrades, the shit that's really going to up the resale value on your life, if you know what I mean? We'll go around, and I want everyoen to offer at least one or two maybe unconventional or lesser considered things to make sure you've got ready to go when you get out there into the multiverse to be a badass bitch."
But at least Summer added a few little touched like the fact that occasionally, a dinosaur would pass by the windows outside today, for those who might be paying attention.
"Okay, so," Summer started, leaning on the desk at the front of the classroom and grinning over at them, "today, I wanted to talk about supplies, because I'm pretty sure you'd be hard pressed to find someone who would try to deny that a Badass Bitch is always prepared. Now, of course, we could talk about a lot of the standard supplies you might want to have on hand in the case you might need them: weapons, first aid, sustinence, those sorts of things. Obviously, those are things you want to have in your ready pack or always at least on hand. But what about some of the things that maybe aren't so obvious? Because out there in the multiverse, you can experience a lot of unexpected things out there, and sometimes, what you need on hand isn't what you typically think of when gearing up for an adventure.
"So today, I wanted us to work together on putting together our own sort of ready kit for these sorts of things. The expected things I mentioned? Weapons, first aid, food and water? Those are accounted for. Those are, like, you know, standard issue. What we're putting together now are the upgrades, the shit that's really going to up the resale value on your life, if you know what I mean? We'll go around, and I want everyoen to offer at least one or two maybe unconventional or lesser considered things to make sure you've got ready to go when you get out there into the multiverse to be a badass bitch."
Sign In - BABSG:ME, 09/13.
Listen to the Lecture - BABSG:ME, 09/13.
Discussion! - BABSG:ME, 09/13.
With that, she placed the toothpick between her lips.
"I'm sure some of you are just sitting there thinking, 'really, Summer? A toothpick? Like, sure, obviously, it looks cool, and you in particular look totally badass rocking a toothpick, but isn't being a badass bitch more than just looking cool? So you won't have spinich in your teeth, big deal.'
"First of all," she said, "spinich in your teeth at the wrong moment can be a total mood killer, so don't understimate the practical uses of the toothpick, but also? A toothpick literally saved my life once from a bunch of face-hugging aliens that, were it not for the toothpick, would have latched onto my face, plants eggs inside of me, which would then burst out of me when they hatched within a cycle of usually twenty minutes, thirty if you were lucky, and leave you dead. So, yeah, I'm a pretty big fan of toothpicks now."
She moved from the desk to the board, and wrote down her suggestions, and then turned toward the class.
"Okay, then....what else have we got?"
Talk to Summer - BABSG:ME, 09/13.
OOC - BABSG:ME, 09/13.
Because while I appreciate the fact that I have a conveninet canon built-in defense against completely jossing myself, I do like the idea of actually mananging to keep parallel universes somewhat, you know, parallel, please?
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"So were the face-hugging aliens sort of impaled on the toothpick?"
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"So, you know, if you ever thought your existence is meaningless, as least you've done more with your life than just shit and egg and die, right?"
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Kiem wasn't sure if he should be impressed or worried about his teacher.
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Summer nodded her agreement with that statement. "Right," she said, "so we've hopefully established the importance of toothpicks. Got any suggestions for what else to add to the toolkit?"