Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 28, 2021

[sith_happened]

"Good morning and welcome to the Fandom Pentathlon!" Anakin said through his bullhorn, surrounded by bunting and Olympic rings. "In the spirit of the Olympic games, we too will be competing in teams in fencing, shooting, cross-country running--"

Beaker beside him was looking more and more panicked. "Meep meep meep meep meep!"

Anakin put down the bullhorn. "You what?"

"Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep--"

Anakin listened to the extensive explanation with a long sigh. "So. Slight mixup. Beaker has pulled five Olympic sports from a hat and that is what you will be competing! So: skateboarding, pairs canoe slalom, beach volleyball, archery, and equestrian jumping."

More meeping.

"Really? We could not find horses. So...alot of jumping." The alots--kind of buffalo-adjacent but made out of springs--in their pens made alot of noise. Anakin sighed again. "Here goes nothing. Listen for your names."

TOKYO 2021
Astrid
Alexis
Ben
Sam
Troy

ATHENS 2004
Miguel
Summer
Prompto
Harry
Clare

ATLANTA 1996
Stark
Alara
Rey
Sakaki
Steve M

SYDNEY 2000
Wanda
Beaker
Irene
Tahani
Dwight

Comments

Re: PAIRS SLALOM CANOE

[begmetwice]

"There, there," Irene offered, feeling similarly and doing a poor job of hiding it. "Maybe we can try pinning it up first under the helmet, to help keep the volume?"

Of course, there was water involved in this.

Re: PAIRS SLALOM CANOE

[sexy_giraffe]

"But then I'll look silly!"

Tahani, that part was a lost cause.

Re: PAIRS SLALOM CANOE

[begmetwice]

"Darling." Irene just gestured at their shirts a little helplessly. "We all look very silly. Best to just look forward to when we'll look less silly than the others, because our hair will be all right."

Optimism.

Re: PAIRS SLALOM CANOE

[sexy_giraffe]

"You do have amazing hair as well," Tahani conceded because she wasn't at all invested in winning this and Irene had lovely hair.

Re: PAIRS SLALOM CANOE

[begmetwice]

"Thank you," Irene acknowledged, lightly patting her updo and clearly steeling herself. "And I'd bet that like mine, yours is just good genes, so we will surely survive this ordeal with our beautiful hair intact."

This was actually sort of helping Irene. Like, coaching Tahani through the hair problem was helping her deal with the hair problem, herself. And the shirt problem. And the all-of-this problem.

Re: PAIRS SLALOM CANOE

[sexy_giraffe]

"But not our faces," Tahani sighed woefully. "Do you know how long it takes to get my eyebrows this good?"

Get in the boat, Tahani.

Re: PAIRS SLALOM CANOE

[begmetwice]

"I can teach you a trick so it goes faster," Irene assured her. "It shouldn't take longer than thirty or so seconds."

The trick was drawing faster. That was the whole trick.

(Not that Irene wanted to get in the boat, either.)

Re: PAIRS SLALOM CANOE

[sexy_giraffe]

"I would love to learn that," Tahani said with far more enthusiasm than she'd show for the boat.