Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, May 26, 2021

[sith_happened]

When everyone arrived in the park, they would notice that the observation bleachers had been moved to the center of the area and the rest of it was covered in what seemed to be a squirrel-sized Ninja Warrior obstacle course.

Surely this would end well.

Anakin--Beaker was nowhere to be found--was standing behind the folding table that normally had a number of terrible t-shirts for the teams to wear. This week the shirts seemed...strangely tiny...but that was probably nothing to worry about, nor was the piles of brightly colored fake rabbits' feet, nor was the ray gun propped up against the table leg.

Anakin was from space, after all. Maybe today he brought a ray gun?

"We already did an obstacle course around town," Anakin began, yelling through the megaphone, "and one with mud last summer. So this year, to save money, I made this physically difficult course smaller--" sure, "--and will simply shrink you all to fit into it!"

...wait.

"Thank you to Barry for your assistance in this matter. The gun works as intended and is completely safe, right Beaker?"

Beaker, squirrel-sized, saluted from on top of his pile of t-shirts. "Meep!"

And if you can't trust Beaker for scientific safety, who could you trust? "You will be in six teams of four. Each of you must make a complete circuit around the course, though you may assist each other in figuring out how to get through the various obstacles. Your brains and mouths still work, after all. Listen for your names and then come down to get zapped--" technical term--"and receive your accessories." He did not say anything about not using powers this week.

TEAM SQUIRREL VICTORY
Alara
Troy
Tahani
Iris

TEAM BIRD FEEDER
Cait
Sidon
Harry
Ben

TEAM SQUIRREL YOGA
Beaker
Dwight
Clare
Ignis

TEAM SQUIRRELS RUN THE WORLD
Jessica
Summer
Astrid
Prompto

TEAM PROTECT YOUR NUTS
Lana
Belle
Nina
Duke

TEAM HAWAIIAN SQUIRRELS
Stark
Cara
Steve M.
Tisarwat

Comments

Re: FINAL ROUND

[momslilassassin]

Right, so Ben came from a long line of Skywalkers with addictions to incredibly ridiculous obstacle courses, and since Granddad hadn't said anything about not using the Force to get through this, Ben was using the Force to get through this. He'd studied what his fellow teammates had done as they ran the course and were using their experiences to make sure his run was extremely fast. He just jumped from the platform to the maze, didn't get lost in the mazed and then tossed a bottle of rum to the squirrel as he flipped past the slinkee bridge as well. He stop long enough to yell "WHAT THE KRIFF" at Anakin as his picture was taken before moving on to the final platform and getting buried in a pile of walnuts and rum.

Victory! Such as it was!