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Jessica Jones ([personal profile] superjoanjett) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2021-05-13 08:45 am
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Drinking Games and "Wine" Tasting

Class today and probably for the foreseeable future was held at Caritas (Thanks Kitty!) and if Jessica felt weird about being on the other side of the bar... well it was weird for her.

After enough people showed up (she wasn't going to count) she cleared her throat and began her "lecture."

"All right. Welcome to whatever this class is called. Which is just an excuse to get drunk tonight. Which really none of you need but I'm not judging," she said as she pulled out a bottle of "wine".

"Tonight's wine," she said gesturing towards the bottle like one of the models from the Price is Right, "Is MD 20/20 Red Grape Wine. Which supposed to be wine but probably tastes like grape juice. Or a really bad version of grape juice that's been sitting in the back of the fridge that got turned off because you went away and unplugged the fridge and came back to find it fermented. Not that it has ever happened to me."

She cleared her throat which clearly indicated that it did happen to her.

"Anyway. Fuck introductions because I think I've met all of you except for Travis. Everybody say hi to Travis. Tonight's entertainment will be called 'I Never'. If you've ever went to high school and went to a party at someone's house that you don't know and needed an icebreaker, you've no doubt played the game."

And that's when she pulled out shot glasses and began pouring everyone's individual order.

"Grab your drink and make your I never statement. And just continue to make statements, I don't care."
designateddadfriend: (a little too excited)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] designateddadfriend 2021-05-13 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Travis considered the crowd, tapping his finger on his glass thoughtfully. Then went with:

"I have never had sex with a woman."
betterthanaplan: (snarking over a mug)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] betterthanaplan 2021-05-13 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"What, not even just to try it?" Duke asked. As he drank.
designateddadfriend: (a little dirty)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] designateddadfriend 2021-05-13 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Travis rolled his eyes faintly and sighed. "Oddly enough I have never felt the need." He gave Duke a pointed look. "Why, have you ever slept with a man just to try it?"
betterthanaplan: (pleased)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] betterthanaplan 2021-05-13 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Absolutely," Duke said cheerfully. "It was fantastic, and I've done it again as often as possible."
designateddadfriend: (highly amused)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] designateddadfriend 2021-05-13 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Travis laughed faintly. "Fair enough." He lifted his glass in a little salute. "Cheers."
gotyoucookie: (stylin')

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] gotyoucookie 2021-05-13 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Nick drank.

While not looking at any of the women in this room he'd had sex with because that felt awkward.
flourish_or_perish: ([pb] smirky girl)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] flourish_or_perish 2021-05-13 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, it was sad how he missed Faye's little toast, then.

And now she was adding I've never been robbed by someone I slept with to her mental list of things she could bring up next time they played this game. That was a good one.
sake_shinigami: (grinning sip)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] sake_shinigami 2021-05-13 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"I might need more drink for this one," Shunsui admitted with a chuckle, because how could he not, before happily drinking and drinking deeply.
stykera: (awkward)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] stykera 2021-05-13 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Stark was drinking again.

Drinking and not making eye contact with the woman in this room that he'd slept with. Might as well not make eye contact with Travis either. Maximize the awkwardness.
flourish_or_perish: ([pb] smirky girl)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] flourish_or_perish 2021-05-13 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Sad about the eye contact, since Faye was just owning it with a loud, "Cheers!" directed at Stark, along with a raised glass.

To be fair, she did it to Nick, too. (Shunsui was being let off the hook purely because he wasn't being awkward about it.)
stykera: (looking away)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] stykera 2021-05-13 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Stark did, at least, glance in Faye’s direction at that. And then ducked his head and took another drink because he might as well at this point.
my_own_advocate: (lucifer - cat ate a canary)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] my_own_advocate 2021-05-13 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Many times," Lucifer said, grinning broadly as more drinking ensued.
1000yearstoolate: (talking)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] 1000yearstoolate 2021-05-13 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Seivarden drank, obviously, or rather sipped, since she didn't want to either get drunk or flaunt how much she had done this.
flourish_or_perish: ([an] in my other pocket?)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] flourish_or_perish 2021-05-13 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Is this supposed to be a big deal?" Faye wondered, drinking easily. "Do I get to drink extra if I've slept with multiple women at once?"

Not a brag so much as just wondering when bisexuality became so apparently novel. (But it was Faye, so it was a little bit of a brag.)
special_rabbit: (lip bite)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] special_rabbit 2021-05-13 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Welp. That was another drink!

Not that it was anyone else's business, thank you very much!
what_the_shock: (Default)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] what_the_shock 2021-05-13 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Miguel briefly considered not drinking, just to needle Rosa.

In the end, he was not that suicidal. He drank.
died8yearsago: (smarmy with drink)

Re: Class Assignment: I Never

[personal profile] died8yearsago 2021-05-13 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
And the drinking could continue! This game was great, if it weren't for all the other people.