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fandomhigh2021-05-13 08:45 am
superjoanjett) wrote in fandomhigh2021-05-13 08:45 am
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Drinking Games and "Wine" Tasting
Class today and probably for the foreseeable future was held at Caritas (Thanks Kitty!) and if Jessica felt weird about being on the other side of the bar... well it was weird for her.
After enough people showed up (she wasn't going to count) she cleared her throat and began her "lecture."
"All right. Welcome to whatever this class is called. Which is just an excuse to get drunk tonight. Which really none of you need but I'm not judging," she said as she pulled out a bottle of "wine".
"Tonight's wine," she said gesturing towards the bottle like one of the models from the Price is Right, "Is MD 20/20 Red Grape Wine. Which supposed to be wine but probably tastes like grape juice. Or a really bad version of grape juice that's been sitting in the back of the fridge that got turned off because you went away and unplugged the fridge and came back to find it fermented. Not that it has ever happened to me."
She cleared her throat which clearly indicated that it did happen to her.
"Anyway. Fuck introductions because I think I've met all of you except for Travis. Everybody say hi to Travis. Tonight's entertainment will be called 'I Never'. If you've ever went to high school and went to a party at someone's house that you don't know and needed an icebreaker, you've no doubt played the game."
And that's when she pulled out shot glasses and began pouring everyone's individual order.
"Grab your drink and make your I never statement. And just continue to make statements, I don't care."
After enough people showed up (she wasn't going to count) she cleared her throat and began her "lecture."
"All right. Welcome to whatever this class is called. Which is just an excuse to get drunk tonight. Which really none of you need but I'm not judging," she said as she pulled out a bottle of "wine".
"Tonight's wine," she said gesturing towards the bottle like one of the models from the Price is Right, "Is MD 20/20 Red Grape Wine. Which supposed to be wine but probably tastes like grape juice. Or a really bad version of grape juice that's been sitting in the back of the fridge that got turned off because you went away and unplugged the fridge and came back to find it fermented. Not that it has ever happened to me."
She cleared her throat which clearly indicated that it did happen to her.
"Anyway. Fuck introductions because I think I've met all of you except for Travis. Everybody say hi to Travis. Tonight's entertainment will be called 'I Never'. If you've ever went to high school and went to a party at someone's house that you don't know and needed an icebreaker, you've no doubt played the game."
And that's when she pulled out shot glasses and began pouring everyone's individual order.
"Grab your drink and make your I never statement. And just continue to make statements, I don't care."
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Lecture/Socialize/Try the MD 2020 Red Grape Juice
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Rosa was going to probably have several glasses.
Look, this class was hopefully going to be a half-decent substitute for the old Drunk and Bored Club meetings, and drinking awful booze just came with that territory. It helped it feel more authentic this way.
Drink crappy alcohol. Ignore most people there.
Perfect. She approved.
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Had that ever stopped him before?
(The answer, at least to that second one, was no).
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"No."
He sipped it again. That's how this was gonna go.
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"What's the point in drinking bad alcohol when you can drink good?"
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No, he hadn't even tasted the wine.
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But she did enjoy games where she could try to be shrewd and get people increasingly drunk.
So after a moment to consider the crowd, consider their location, and try to go back in her history to make sure she wasn't forgetting some occasion where this statement would be untrue (and if she was? So what? She was a cool person, she didn't remember things), she threw out, "I've never been to space."
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So it made sense that he was here.
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But then something struck him that might just be mundane enough to work.
"Ah, perfect ♥!" he said. "I have never had a pet ♥!"
Nanao-chans II through VII clearly didn't count; those were all roommates, obviously.
(Plants. They were plants).
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....sorry, everyone. Amaya was...not good at this game.
But anyone who did drink was possibly about to become her new favorite person!
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She had been served it occasionally, before she realised what it was. Regardless, she guessed it would mean most people here were uncivilised enough to be allowed to drink.
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