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fandomhigh2021-05-13 08:45 am
superjoanjett) wrote in fandomhigh2021-05-13 08:45 am
Entry tags:
Drinking Games and "Wine" Tasting
Class today and probably for the foreseeable future was held at Caritas (Thanks Kitty!) and if Jessica felt weird about being on the other side of the bar... well it was weird for her.
After enough people showed up (she wasn't going to count) she cleared her throat and began her "lecture."
"All right. Welcome to whatever this class is called. Which is just an excuse to get drunk tonight. Which really none of you need but I'm not judging," she said as she pulled out a bottle of "wine".
"Tonight's wine," she said gesturing towards the bottle like one of the models from the Price is Right, "Is MD 20/20 Red Grape Wine. Which supposed to be wine but probably tastes like grape juice. Or a really bad version of grape juice that's been sitting in the back of the fridge that got turned off because you went away and unplugged the fridge and came back to find it fermented. Not that it has ever happened to me."
She cleared her throat which clearly indicated that it did happen to her.
"Anyway. Fuck introductions because I think I've met all of you except for Travis. Everybody say hi to Travis. Tonight's entertainment will be called 'I Never'. If you've ever went to high school and went to a party at someone's house that you don't know and needed an icebreaker, you've no doubt played the game."
And that's when she pulled out shot glasses and began pouring everyone's individual order.
"Grab your drink and make your I never statement. And just continue to make statements, I don't care."
After enough people showed up (she wasn't going to count) she cleared her throat and began her "lecture."
"All right. Welcome to whatever this class is called. Which is just an excuse to get drunk tonight. Which really none of you need but I'm not judging," she said as she pulled out a bottle of "wine".
"Tonight's wine," she said gesturing towards the bottle like one of the models from the Price is Right, "Is MD 20/20 Red Grape Wine. Which supposed to be wine but probably tastes like grape juice. Or a really bad version of grape juice that's been sitting in the back of the fridge that got turned off because you went away and unplugged the fridge and came back to find it fermented. Not that it has ever happened to me."
She cleared her throat which clearly indicated that it did happen to her.
"Anyway. Fuck introductions because I think I've met all of you except for Travis. Everybody say hi to Travis. Tonight's entertainment will be called 'I Never'. If you've ever went to high school and went to a party at someone's house that you don't know and needed an icebreaker, you've no doubt played the game."
And that's when she pulled out shot glasses and began pouring everyone's individual order.
"Grab your drink and make your I never statement. And just continue to make statements, I don't care."
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