Sexual Health and Education, Tuesday

[rebelseekspizza]

"So hey," Dante called. "Uh, sorry about the robot babies. I mean. We're here to check in with you guys about how things went with the robot babies."

Could someone please assuage his guilt complex about being complicit in handing them the robot babies? Dante looked downright uncomfortable leaning against the desk.

Kathy slanted him an amused look. "See, Dante?" she stage-whispered. "They have all managed to survive!"

It wasn't like they'd been given Skywalker's robot babies. That would have been cruel.

"But at what cost?" Dante muttered.

Kathy's look was going to get even more pointed. "I suppose we should let them tell us, hmm?" she suggested. "So class. How was your week?"

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Re: How Was Your Week?

[rebelseekspizza]

"There isn't, but now there's two of us, there kinda should be," Dante said merrily.

He didn't mind anyone looking. Since his powers had unlocked, he'd kind of gotten used to people staring right into his big font of demon mojo.

Re: How Was Your Week?

[gospel_of_oblivion]

Look, Strange may have failed in teaching Illyana 'people skills,' but she HAD had basic magical ettiquite drilled into her head. The state of someone else's soul or power was Not Your Business unless they made it your business.

Besides, given that half her soul (and all her magic) now screamed 'demon' to anyone who knew how to read it, she wasn't exactly in a place to judge other people.

"Worst club ever," 'Yana agreed, offering him a fist-bump. "At least you got cool eyes out of it, and my horns are cute."

Re: How Was Your Week?

[rebelseekspizza]

"I got a few more ugly forms out of it too," Dante said, happily taking that fistbump. "Great trick at parties. I mean, your horns are fucking cool."

Re: How Was Your Week?

[gospel_of_oblivion]

"You can control it?" Now you really had her interest, Dante. "Mine is tied to my emotions, mostly."

"So...my, um, extreme isn't party-trick suitable. Yet."

Re: How Was Your Week?

[rebelseekspizza]

"It's called a Devil Trigger," Dante offered. "I get in the groove enough, I can just flick a switch."

Beat.

"Not gonna do it here, though. I hear students like gravity."

Re: How Was Your Week?

[gospel_of_oblivion]

"Gravity is for suckers." Illyana, no. "--but it's for a totally different party than the middle of class."

"Though floating babies would be hilarious." WHAT? It wasn't like they were going to fail her from the assignment now. There weren't even any chew-marks on the thing!

Re: How Was Your Week?

[rebelseekspizza]

Dante snorted. "At least these things would probably be fine," he said, poking the baby in the basket. "Don't know where Kat ordered them, but..."