Fuck Yeah! Science! - Monday - Period 1

[badassprodigy]

Coming into the classroom today, the students would find Barry holding a flamethrower and a mass of green jiggly weirdness amassing at the back of the room and moving quickly to the front.

"No time to talk!" Barry shouted as he let loose a blast of flames. "Jello experiment gone awry! Either make a fucking break for it or help me destroy it."

Yep. It's one of those classes today.

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Re: Fight the Jello!

[scoffs_at_tradition]

"We're sure it's not alive?" Shuri checked.

Re: Fight the Jello!

[badassprodigy]

"It's not alive," Barry said with a sigh as he shot out another blast of fire pushing back a gout of lime jello. "It was an experiment to see if I could make something to help with world hunger."

Look. His intentions were good! They just tended to get out of hand.

"The replication process got a bit out of control."

Re: Fight the Jello!

[scoffs_at_tradition]

"You think?" Shuri replied dryly, taking apart a chair to use its parts for...something. She'd figure that out in a second.

Re: Fight the Jello!

[badassprodigy]

"What? I didn't think the regeneration properties of fucking Jello and Mandarin oranges would be this bad," Barry said defensively. "Haven't you ever made a mistake?"

Honestly this was one of Barry's milder snafus.

Re: Fight the Jello!

[scoffs_at_tradition]

"Nothing that turned something semi-sentient!" Shuri protested.

Re: Fight the Jello!

[badassprodigy]

"It's not sentient," Barry protested. "It's just that I didn't expect it to keep making more of itself. There are no neural pathways. Just mandarin oranges and lime flavor."

Re: Fight the Jello!

[scoffs_at_tradition]

"So odd," Shuri muttered. "Some kind of citric acid overload, maybe?"

Re: Fight the Jello!

[badassprodigy]

"Or the island just hates me," Barry said with a sigh and another blast from his flame thrower. "That's a good possibility too."

Re: Fight the Jello!

[scoffs_at_tradition]

"Well, perhaps, but that's not very scientific," Shuri said.