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fandomhigh2020-09-28 11:16 am
badassprodigy) wrote in fandomhigh2020-09-28 11:16 am
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Fuck Yeah Science - Monday - Period 1
Coming into the classroom today, students would find no portal today. They would however find various suits that looked like advanced scuba gear and Barry putting the final touches on a ray gun.
They'd also find Eleanor Shellstrop lying down on a gurney with half her hair missing.
"Today kids we're going to be studying the human body. From the inside out," Barry announced as he gestured to the scuba gear. "Specifically we'll be studying Eleanor Shellstrop's body. Such as it is."
"Hey!"
"The suits are designed to navigate you through the various organs of her body. Except for the intestines and her more.... personal areas."
"Yeah, you got to at least buy me dinner first for that," Eleanor said with a sly grin.
Barry ignored that bit. "So suit up and then I will shoot you with this miniaturization ray and inject you into Eleanor's body. You only have an hour before the ray wears off so the suits will guide you immediately out of her through her sweat glands. Otherwise you'll rip her apart from the inside."
"Wait. What was that?"
"Let's get suited up!" Barry said cheerfully.
They'd also find Eleanor Shellstrop lying down on a gurney with half her hair missing.
"Today kids we're going to be studying the human body. From the inside out," Barry announced as he gestured to the scuba gear. "Specifically we'll be studying Eleanor Shellstrop's body. Such as it is."
"Hey!"
"The suits are designed to navigate you through the various organs of her body. Except for the intestines and her more.... personal areas."
"Yeah, you got to at least buy me dinner first for that," Eleanor said with a sly grin.
Barry ignored that bit. "So suit up and then I will shoot you with this miniaturization ray and inject you into Eleanor's body. You only have an hour before the ray wears off so the suits will guide you immediately out of her through her sweat glands. Otherwise you'll rip her apart from the inside."
"Wait. What was that?"
"Let's get suited up!" Barry said cheerfully.
Re: Explore Eleanor!
He wasn't really sure what the etiquette was for this sort of thing, but it seemed rude to just jump inside her. He bowed to Eleanor formally and then went to get miniaturized.