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Barry Ween ([personal profile] badassprodigy) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-09-28 11:16 am
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Fuck Yeah Science - Monday - Period 1

Coming into the classroom today, students would find no portal today. They would however find various suits that looked like advanced scuba gear and Barry putting the final touches on a ray gun.

They'd also find Eleanor Shellstrop lying down on a gurney with half her hair missing.

"Today kids we're going to be studying the human body. From the inside out," Barry announced as he gestured to the scuba gear. "Specifically we'll be studying Eleanor Shellstrop's body. Such as it is."

"Hey!"

"The suits are designed to navigate you through the various organs of her body. Except for the intestines and her more.... personal areas."

"Yeah, you got to at least buy me dinner first for that," Eleanor said with a sly grin.

Barry ignored that bit. "So suit up and then I will shoot you with this miniaturization ray and inject you into Eleanor's body. You only have an hour before the ray wears off so the suits will guide you immediately out of her through her sweat glands. Otherwise you'll rip her apart from the inside."

"Wait. What was that?"

"Let's get suited up!" Barry said cheerfully.
white_oleander: (suspicious/wary)

Re: Sign - In

[personal profile] white_oleander 2020-09-28 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Astrid Magnussen
complexfemale: (ugh wtf)

Re: Sign - In

[personal profile] complexfemale 2020-09-29 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Maeve Wiley
howareyanow: (*shocked anime sound*)

Re: Explore Eleanor!

[personal profile] howareyanow 2020-09-28 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Hard no!

Wayne considered this project...(ew!)...considered the subject...(ew!)...considered everything about this...(ew!)...and y'wanna know what?

(ew!)

He was lifting his hand.

"Isn't writin' an essay still an option?"
howareyanow: (hard no)

Re: Explore Eleanor!

[personal profile] howareyanow 2020-09-28 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It wasn't the human body that Wayne had an issue with, but rather this specific one.

Sorry not sorry, Eleanor!
mother_forker: (Happy Shrug)

Re: Explore Eleanor!

[personal profile] mother_forker 2020-09-28 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"C'mon Cowboy!" Eleanor said with a wicked grin. "Don't you want to be a party to this?"

Yeah. She was torturing him. She was okay with that.
howareyanow: (pound that button)

Re: Explore Eleanor!

[personal profile] howareyanow 2020-09-28 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hard no!" said Wayne, who had already turned a ninety degree angle on his heels and started marching over to have a seat and write himself an essay, because (ew!)!
toottootmagicflute: WWX bowing formally. (Bowing)

Re: Explore Eleanor!

[personal profile] toottootmagicflute 2020-09-28 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
This was possibly the strangest thing he'd heard of, and he'd fought a Tortoise of Slaughter. He was very curious as to what a human looked like from the inside, though! Well, when they hadn't been sliced open.

He wasn't really sure what the etiquette was for this sort of thing, but it seemed rude to just jump inside her. He bowed to Eleanor formally and then went to get miniaturized.