fandomhigh | Fuck Yeah Science - Monday

Coming into the classroom today, students would find no portal today. They would however find various suits that looked like advanced scuba gear and Barry putting the final touches on a ray gun.

They'd also find Eleanor Shellstrop lying down on a gurney with half her hair missing.

"Today kids we're going to be studying the human body. From the inside out," Barry announced as he gestured to the scuba gear. "Specifically we'll be studying Eleanor Shellstrop's body. Such as it is."

"Hey!"

"The suits are designed to navigate you through the various organs of her body. Except for the intestines and her more.... personal areas."

"Yeah, you got to at least buy me dinner first for that," Eleanor said with a sly grin.

Barry ignored that bit. "So suit up and then I will shoot you with this miniaturization ray and inject you into Eleanor's body. You only have an hour before the ray wears off so the suits will guide you immediately out of her through her sweat glands. Otherwise you'll rip her apart from the inside."

"Wait. What was that?"

"Let's get suited up!" Barry said cheerfully.

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As if you are about to get very personal with Eleanor Shellstrop

Wayne

Wei Wuxian

Astrid Magnussen

Shuri

Maeve Wiley

Yep. You're going inner-space people. Without Dennis Quaid or Meg Ryan.

Once you have suited up, Barry will miniaturize you and inject you into Eleanor's bloodstream.

There are automated controls on the suit that will take you to any body part except her very personal of organs.

Please note that her liver has gone through considerable abuse while at Fandom.

Hard no!

Wayne considered this project...(ew!)...considered the subject...(ew!)...considered everything about this...(ew!)...and y'wanna know what?

(ew!)

He was lifting his hand.

"Isn't writin' an essay still an option?"

"Of course," Barry said motioning to the essay table ~~which had always been there. Really.~~ "The human body is not everyone's cup of tea."

It wasn't the human body that Wayne had an issue with, but rather this specific one.

Sorry not sorry, Eleanor!

"C'mon Cowboy!" Eleanor said with a wicked grin. "Don't you want to be a party to this?"

Yeah. She was torturing him. She was okay with that.

"Hard no!" said Wayne, who had already turned a ninety degree angle on his heels and started marching over to have a seat and write himself an essay, because (ew!)!

This was possibly the strangest thing he'd heard of, and he'd fought a Tortoise of Slaughter. He was very curious as to what a human looked like from the inside, though! Well, when they hadn't been sliced open.

He wasn't really sure what the etiquette was for this sort of thing, but it seemed rude to just jump inside her. He bowed to Eleanor formally and then went to get miniaturized.

Which is always an option. And Eleanor's body could be a very scary place.

And yes, he had Eleanor fully briefed and explained everything that was going to happen to her.

I love it when all my characters come together.

Fuck Yeah Science - Monday - Period 1

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Lecture!

Explore Eleanor!

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Write an Essay!

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