Intro to PE, Thursday Period One

[wrongkindofsith]

For once, Cara and Magnus weren't holding class in the Danger Shop but the gym. They had two large piles beside them, one of clothes and one of balls. Probably nothing to worry about.

"Hail and well met, new class!" Magnus said. "This is gym class and I'm Magnus Burnsides."

"Cara," she said for the benefit of those students who couldn't make the logical leap themselves. "According to the office, there's a uniform, and luckily we found a few sets for you."

Cara didn't specify who was supposed to be lucky in this situation.

It was just some far too loose basketball shorts and jerseys with 'Fandom High' proudly emblazoned on them. There was even a little cartoon gremlin! They also smelled like death! Because no-one thought to wash them first.

"And its day one, so we should learn who you all are, but we're gonna make it fun." For them. Fun for them.

"After you get changed, you're going to do introductions while running laps," Cara explained, not mentioning what the balls were for. They'd find out soon enough.

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Re: Introductions! - PE 01

[gospel_of_oblivion]

Had Illyana used magic to clean her uniform? Absofuckingluetly. Wong's modified Spell of Prestidigitation was amazing, okay? Not a long-term solution, but good enough for today so that it wasn't revolting.

"Illyana Nikolievna Alexandria Rasputina," she said while moving at barely a jog, because she hated everything about this already and so she was willing to make them choke on her full name. "New York. I don't want to be here."

Well. Maybe she'd get points for brutal honesty?

Re: Introductions! - PE 01

[wrongkindofsith]

"That means it's working," Cara replied cheerfully, throwing another ball at Illyana. "It's character building!"

Re: Introductions! - PE 01

[gospel_of_oblivion]

Without even thinking about it, Illyana smacked the ball away. "I have been informed that I have an 'attitude problem.' I've got plenty of character."

Re: Introductions! - PE 01

[wrongkindofsith]

That was all right, Cara had plenty more where that came from.

"Then you shouldn't have any problem with this." Cara was really having too much fun with this class.

Re: Introductions! - PE 01

[gospel_of_oblivion]

Illyana swatted away the next ball too. "My problem is that it's boring."

Honestly, if it had been knives or spells, or even sharp rocks, then this would be fun. But she was aware that her sense of 'fun' was still a little twisted from her upbringing.

Re: Introductions! - PE 01

[wrongkindofsith]

There were far too many forms they would've needed to fill out to do that, and this was already fun for Cara. "If I'd known you needed things more interesting, I'd have asked my girlfriend to come and help out."

Surreal had plenty of knives, spells, and generally sharp things.