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fandomhigh2020-08-12 10:26 am
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Summer Shenanigans, August 12, 2020
Today's games were not being held in the park, which should have been a red flag. Fortunately, Anakin has provided a red flag!
Twenty feet up.
At the end of a very gross-looking wooden pole.
"Today you're all out of for yourselves," Anakin yelled from the top of recycled "Let's Pretend We Can Fly" scaffolding, which had a 40-foot long greased up telephone pole balanced between it about 20 feet up. "Many thanks to our local bars and restaurants for providing the lard, grease, fish guts, Crisco and bacon fat to really lube this thing up."
Beaker, covered in said grossness, looked decidedly less grateful.
Twenty feet up.
At the end of a very gross-looking wooden pole.
"Today you're all out of for yourselves," Anakin yelled from the top of recycled "Let's Pretend We Can Fly" scaffolding, which had a 40-foot long greased up telephone pole balanced between it about 20 feet up. "Many thanks to our local bars and restaurants for providing the lard, grease, fish guts, Crisco and bacon fat to really lube this thing up."
Beaker, covered in said grossness, looked decidedly less grateful.
"The rules are simple," Anakin said. "Whoever gets across the pole and reaches the flag wins all you can eat at Mooby Burger for a week! You may walk, run, or slide your way across, but you may not use supernatural powers."
Whether Mooby Burger was a good prize or not was entirely up to the winners.
"And thank you in advance to the following people for volunteering!"
Which may be news to those volunteers.
"Sidon, Steve Rogers, Tisarwat, Rosa, Shuri, Stark, Prompto, Rey, Eleanor, Freya, Wayne, Shunsui, Amaya, Summer, Sabine, Steve McGarrett, and Barry! Get on up here!"
Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!
She didn't know what that level would be. She was pretty sure it was some form of a level of hell, but she would acheive something alright.
"If you do," she said, "I can bring the one I made normal and keep it in the bar fridge until you get there." She was pretty sure Tino kept much, much worse in that fridge, anyway. "And you could try the ones I made with booze as shots, too, if you're feeling really adventurous." She was not expecting him to take her up on that, no, but wouldn't it be something if he did? "Otherwise, I'll just drop it off at your place tomorrow or something."
Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!
After about forty seven showers. Thanks, Anakin.
Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!
Summer grinned. "Perfact. I'll bring it, then."
Also, she may sort of love the idea of serving wholesome-ass Steeeeve here at her bar, like, way too much.