Continue Trying Not to Die, Friday, July 24, 2020

[sith_happened]

"Today we're going to Malawi," Anakin said, "which is a country I've never heard of, so we'll all be learning something new today!"

Wasn't that not at all terrifying, class?

"It's a country in Africa," he said, pointing to it on the map, "but we will probably not be eaten by lions!"

Way to sell this, Anakin.

"Through the portal, everyone!"

Comments

Re: Detour: Dugout or Lugout

[mother_forker]

Eleanor was in front. Totally. But then the damn drummers wouldn't get in the boat no matter how many threats or coercive tactics Eleanor attempted to do.

She eventually dragged them into the dugout canoe and threatened their lives which was another point deduction in the afterlife.