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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-05-13 10:32 am
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SHENANINGANS, Wednesday, May 13th, 2020

Good morning, Fandom! It was time for the start of the third annual Summer Shenanigans, and Anakin had been secretly prepping for this since last year! (If you think that means he had a stockpile of intensely ugly t-shirts, YOU WOULD BE RIGHT. Give yourself a prize.)

There were bleachers set up for watching the events, food vendors hoping to get you to eat a variety of things that may or may not have any business being deep-fried and put on sticks, and big screens showing various parts of the island, which was definitely a hint that the games today weren't just centered in the park today.

"WELCOME!" Anakin yelled through his bullhorn at the appointed time.

Yes, he knew how to use a bullhorn. He just preferred to make it boom and squeak like that because he was kind of mean.

"Today you will be put into four teams of seven," he said, "and you will be conducting an obstacle course around the island! When your name is called, please collect your t-shirt and briefly say hello to your team."

And complain about your t-shirt color names. Pretty in Spring Turquoise wasn't close to being turquoise and the rest of them were pretty much the same color with different names, so excellent quality control there, Anakin.

"Then you will spread out to the appointed areas. I will shoot off a flare that Beaker--" Beaker meeped and waved, "--had absolutely no part in testing, and that will be your signal for the first group to begin their task. Fastest team back to the park here wins."

There was a pause.

"You win nothing but bragging rights because we've all learned from the fish incident two years ago. If you're new, well, just trust us. No one needs to win a fish." He coughed. "Anyway! Names! Listen up!"

Team Sweet De Crocus
1. Cait
2. Grog
3. Shuri
4. Beaker
5. Alluka
6. Astrid
7. Kitty

Team Fresh Eggplance
1. Nina
2. Stark
3. Wayne
4. Juillene (and Camden)
5. Sabine
6. Alara
7. Ulysses

Team Lake of Aluminum Crab
1. Duke
2. Elli
3. Liam
4. Alexis
5. Summer
6. Freya
7. Tahani

Team Pretty in Spring Turquoise
1. Mae
2. Julius
3. Iris
4. Amaya
5. Shunsui
6. Rosa
7. Rey
nicedragonsfinishlast: Tyler Posey as Julius Heartstriker (Talking: Chin Hands)

Re: LEG 1

[personal profile] nicedragonsfinishlast 2020-05-13 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Julius peered at her for a second. "Might be," he said. "But probably isn't."
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Re: LEG 1

[personal profile] thishouseishaunted 2020-05-13 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)

"Whatever," Mae said. "You don't know me."

nicedragonsfinishlast: Tyler Posey as Julius Heartstriker (Solemn)

Re: LEG 1

[personal profile] nicedragonsfinishlast 2020-05-14 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, but I know a lot of people like you," Julius said with a sigh.

The closest species to dragons as far as attitude went were cats, so he probably shouldn't even be surprised.
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Re: LEG 1

[personal profile] thishouseishaunted 2020-05-14 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)

Mae would argue strenuously that she was not a cat. But then, he'd say the same about not being a dragon, so.

"So you know a lot of awesome people?"

nicedragonsfinishlast: Tyler Posey as Julius Heartstriker (Blank Expression)

Re: LEG 1

[personal profile] nicedragonsfinishlast 2020-05-14 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"I know a lot of people who certainly think they are," Julius said, frowning.
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Re: LEG 1

[personal profile] thishouseishaunted 2020-05-14 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)

"That's cool," Mae said, that frown going right over her head. "Self-esteem is important."

nicedragonsfinishlast: Tyler Posey as Julius Heartstriker (Thinking: Pondering)

Re: LEG 1

[personal profile] nicedragonsfinishlast 2020-05-14 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a short joke there that Julius would be too nice to make. But the narrative sure is THINKING it.

He just sighed. "Do you wanna try getting on my back again?" he suggested.

But maybe without the screaming?
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Re: LEG 1

[personal profile] thishouseishaunted 2020-05-14 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)

"I guess." Mae eyed him up. "Even if you won't let me do it the fun way."

nicedragonsfinishlast: Tyler Posey as Julius Heartstriker (Squirrel!)

Re: LEG 1

[personal profile] nicedragonsfinishlast 2020-05-14 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, the real miracle is that they only came in fourth.

"I have been told very many times that I am the worst," he said with another sigh. "I'll add your complaint to the pile."