Sex Education, Wednesday, March 25, 2020

[sith_happened]

"Good day, everyone," Anakin said, sweeping into class. "Apparently, the new and exciting way to find dates is through online apps, and while you're all far too young to sign up for such things--"

He hoped. He wasn't going to Google search "hooking up with teenagers" and go to jail, thanks.

"--it's never too early to work on," sigh, "--your selfies and the way you present yourselves. Especially in text-based situations, DO NOT SEND WEIRD PICTURES TO STRANGERS. Or emojis of eggplants, apparently."

He sighed again. This planet was so weird.

"So.Think of what you would do with a fake dating account and what you would want people to know about you, then write it up."

Comments

Re: Make your Dating Profile!

[mylandmyrules]

"Womenfolk in God's Cloud of Glory don't date," she pointed out. "Even them'uns as ain't married." Her eyes might have been sparkling a little too.

Here she was standing up to a man and he wasn't yelling at her or trying to put her in her place or nothing,. but maybe teasing her a little.

Re: Make your Dating Profile!

[sith_happened]

"That sounds terribly dull," said the guy from an order that was supposed to never date.

Re: Make your Dating Profile!

[mylandmyrules]

"All the other wives and the kids keep you hoppin'," she said. "Never a dull moment. Or so they say."