Sex Education, Wednesday, March 25, 2020

[sith_happened]

"Good day, everyone," Anakin said, sweeping into class. "Apparently, the new and exciting way to find dates is through online apps, and while you're all far too young to sign up for such things--"

He hoped. He wasn't going to Google search "hooking up with teenagers" and go to jail, thanks.

"--it's never too early to work on," sigh, "--your selfies and the way you present yourselves. Especially in text-based situations, DO NOT SEND WEIRD PICTURES TO STRANGERS. Or emojis of eggplants, apparently."

He sighed again. This planet was so weird.

"So.Think of what you would do with a fake dating account and what you would want people to know about you, then write it up."

Comments

Re: Talk to Anakin

[sith_happened]

"It's not," Anakin said firmly. "If that's truly what you want, then you should have it. If you truly wanted someone who appreciates the finer details of dolls dressed in dog fur, that...will take slightly more time."

Re: Talk to Anakin

[bookbeltof_love]

She giggled.

"Do you, like, want to see the picture??????????????" Nina offered. "Because it's pretty great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, like, I wouldn't say I want anyone to appreciate the finer details so much as go oh god, why?????????? at it with me............."

Re: Talk to Anakin

[sith_happened]

"I'm pretty sure looking at the picture will haunt me for weeks," Anakin said, "so I'll pass, thank you."