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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-02-12 09:34 am
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Sex Education, February 12, 2020

Did Anakin choose to hand you screaming, ethnically diverse (waterproof) robot babies-and-one-robot-Zora-baby this week on purpose, class?

Of course he did. You're not new.

"Everyone gets to be a single parent this week," Anakin said with a little, fiendish grin. "You get to take care of these offspring like you would a real child or Zora. They need to fed, burped, changed, and put down for naps on a regular schedule."

Their regular schedule had them up every day at 2 in the morning. Anakin figured this was a veeeeery effective counterpoint to the sex pollen this week. "Come and get your offspring--Sidon, you can figure out which one is yours--and tell me what you will call it so I can program it in."

He sighed heavily. "I used to think this went without saying, but don't eat the baby."
mylandmyrules: (Laughing covering mouth)

Re: Come Get Your Baby!

[personal profile] mylandmyrules 2020-02-13 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Now this is something amazing," Nell said, picking up Jacob with practiced ease. "They're just like real little ones."

She looked up at Anakin with a bit of a teasing smile. "Betcha anything you fixed 'em up to be extra fractious."
mylandmyrules: (Laughing covering mouth)

Re: Come Get Your Baby!

[personal profile] mylandmyrules 2020-02-13 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Uh huh, that's what I thought," Nell said with a grin. "Gotta tell you, though. Prob'ly ain't nothin' I haven't seen before, but I bet robot babies don't settle near as good as real ones."
mylandmyrules: (Smiling shy)

Re: Come Get Your Baby!

[personal profile] mylandmyrules 2020-02-13 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Nell nodded. "I suspected as much. I'm a real dab hand with an actual baby. Guess I'll see how I do with little Jacob here. Thank you, sir."