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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2020-02-12 09:34 am
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Sex Education, February 12, 2020

Did Anakin choose to hand you screaming, ethnically diverse (waterproof) robot babies-and-one-robot-Zora-baby this week on purpose, class?

Of course he did. You're not new.

"Everyone gets to be a single parent this week," Anakin said with a little, fiendish grin. "You get to take care of these offspring like you would a real child or Zora. They need to fed, burped, changed, and put down for naps on a regular schedule."

Their regular schedule had them up every day at 2 in the morning. Anakin figured this was a veeeeery effective counterpoint to the sex pollen this week. "Come and get your offspring--Sidon, you can figure out which one is yours--and tell me what you will call it so I can program it in."

He sighed heavily. "I used to think this went without saying, but don't eat the baby."
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Re: Come Get Your Baby!

[personal profile] in_sidon_we_trust 2020-02-12 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, well, surely," said Sidon, with a fiendish grin for how absolutely clever he was as he gestured toward one of the babies that was clearly not the Zora hatchling, "this is the one that is meant to be mine!"

Yes, he thought he was very funny.

He was having a very difficult week with a very high kissing quota and absolutely not girlfriend around to help him meet it, just let him have this.