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fandomhigh2020-02-12 09:34 am
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2020-02-12 09:34 am
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Sex Education, February 12, 2020
Did Anakin choose to hand you screaming, ethnically diverse (waterproof) robot babies-and-one-robot-Zora-baby this week on purpose, class?
Of course he did. You're not new.
"Everyone gets to be a single parent this week," Anakin said with a little, fiendish grin. "You get to take care of these offspring like you would a real child or Zora. They need to fed, burped, changed, and put down for naps on a regular schedule."
Their regular schedule had them up every day at 2 in the morning. Anakin figured this was a veeeeery effective counterpoint to the sex pollen this week. "Come and get your offspring--Sidon, you can figure out which one is yours--and tell me what you will call it so I can program it in."
He sighed heavily. "I used to think this went without saying, but don't eat the baby."
Of course he did. You're not new.
"Everyone gets to be a single parent this week," Anakin said with a little, fiendish grin. "You get to take care of these offspring like you would a real child or Zora. They need to fed, burped, changed, and put down for naps on a regular schedule."
Their regular schedule had them up every day at 2 in the morning. Anakin figured this was a veeeeery effective counterpoint to the sex pollen this week. "Come and get your offspring--Sidon, you can figure out which one is yours--and tell me what you will call it so I can program it in."
He sighed heavily. "I used to think this went without saying, but don't eat the baby."
Re: Talk to Anakin
No one wants those, Anakin.
Re: Talk to Anakin
Absolutely not.
Re: Talk to Anakin
Only if you were Anakin.