Anakin Skywalker (
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fandomhigh2020-01-22 10:34 am
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Sexual Education, Wednesday, January 22, 2020
"So now that we know where our reproductive organs are located--and thank you, Sidon, for you in-depth explanation of how Zora reproductive organs are arranged--we are going to talk about why that matters," Anakin began. "There is a biological imperative hardwired into most species to propagate."
What a romantic way to put that, Anakin.
"Therefore, it generally feels good when your reproductive organs are touched or stroked, to reinforce the urge to create offspring." He arched up an eyebrow. "However, as teenagers, even if your parts are prepared to create offspring, you are probably not emotionally prepared to have offspring."
Oh, look! Another in-depth chart.
"So today we're going to talk about contraception. You'll note that on this planet and in this nation, the contraceptive options are mostly centered towards the uterus-having individual even though you need both and egg and a sperm to create a new life. One of the easiest and most available versions of contraception, though, is a condom and that is for human male organs." He gestured to Sidon. "I do not know how well they work for Zora anatomy, though they can stretch wide enough to be worn as hats...which I do not encourage. So today we will learn the various forms of contraception and then put condoms onto zucchini as practice for actual male human anatomy."
Sorry-not-sorry, Nell and Janet.
What a romantic way to put that, Anakin.
"Therefore, it generally feels good when your reproductive organs are touched or stroked, to reinforce the urge to create offspring." He arched up an eyebrow. "However, as teenagers, even if your parts are prepared to create offspring, you are probably not emotionally prepared to have offspring."
Oh, look! Another in-depth chart.
"So today we're going to talk about contraception. You'll note that on this planet and in this nation, the contraceptive options are mostly centered towards the uterus-having individual even though you need both and egg and a sperm to create a new life. One of the easiest and most available versions of contraception, though, is a condom and that is for human male organs." He gestured to Sidon. "I do not know how well they work for Zora anatomy, though they can stretch wide enough to be worn as hats...which I do not encourage. So today we will learn the various forms of contraception and then put condoms onto zucchini as practice for actual male human anatomy."
Sorry-not-sorry, Nell and Janet.

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