fandomhigh | Sexual Education, Wednesday, January 22, 2020

"So now that we know where our reproductive organs are located--and thank you, Sidon, for you in-depth explanation of how Zora reproductive organs are arranged--we are going to talk about why that matters," Anakin began. "There is a biological imperative hardwired into most species to propagate."

What a romantic way to put that, Anakin.

"Therefore, it generally feels good when your reproductive organs are touched or stroked, to reinforce the urge to create offspring." He arched up an eyebrow. "However, as teenagers, even if your parts are prepared to create offspring, you are probably not emotionally prepared to have offspring."

Oh, look! Another in-depth chart.

"So today we're going to talk about contraception. You'll note that on this planet and in this nation, the contraceptive options are mostly centered towards the uterus-having individual even though you need both and egg and a sperm to create a new life. One of the easiest and most available versions of contraception, though, is a condom and that is for human male organs." He gestured to Sidon. "I do not know how well they work for Zora anatomy, though they can stretch wide enough to be worn as hats...which I do not encourage. So today we will learn the various forms of contraception and then put condoms onto zucchini as practice for actual male human anatomy."

Sorry-not-sorry, Nell and Janet.

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Side-eyeing the zucchini.

Prince Sidon

Nell Ingram

Janet Kim

Grog Strongjaw

Ulysses Zane

Theron Shan

Take notes! Wonder why Anakin knows you can wear a condom as a hat! Hope that the haberdashery class also doesn't know that!

Sidon, if you would like to ~~further scar your classmates~~ tell us about Zora forms of contraception, you are very welcome!

No, no, no, no, no. No. Just no. Nell was beet red and silently singing her version of "La la la, I can't hear anything you say'.

The whole 'stroking' bit was ... just NO.

The birth control? Well, the whole point of the church was to have more children. And yes, some like her husband didn't seem able to sire children, but still expected their wives to submit to their wifely duties, but that was just the way life was.

And she was not touching the condom.

Okay. No. Janet was going to try her best to forget hearing a teacher ever say anything about reproductive organs feeling good.

She knew it. But still.

There's even lube to help you along. You're welcome!

Not only was Sidon feeling fairly certain that these condoms were not exactly suitable for Zora anatomy, he was discovering for a fact that they were not very suitable for people with claws, either.

But Sidon was nothing if not persistent, so, after several failed attempts, shredded latex, and a few sliced zucchinis, he was incredibly proud of his eventual success.

As she put a condom on a zucchini, Janet decided that should hell freeze over and she ever allowed her parents to see this place, they were never, ever meeting this particular teacher.

This was definitely a better use of zucchini than actually eating it, as far as Grog was concerned. He wasn't sure how something so small would fit on the zucchini, but then he actually got the condom out of the wrapper and... yeah, that was actually pretty impressive.

Or skulk out of the room without making eye contact. One of those.

La.

Sexual Education, Wednesday, January 22, 2020

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Listen to the lecture!

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Talk to Anakin

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