Sex Ed, Wednesday, January 15, 2020

[sith_happened]

"So leaping right into a discussion about interspecies relations was clearly a bit too advanced for many of you," Anakin began dryly, "so we'll take a few steps back. Hello. This is sexual education, a class devoted to having you understand your own body and its reactions so sexual simulation--and things that don't seem that sexual at all because at this stage in your development, males especially, many things seem sexual that aren't-- as well as learning what your partner-slash-partners are trying to communicate to you about their wants and desires."

All delivered to you by a glowering man in a robe. You lucky, lucky students.

He unfurled a pair of way too large, extremely detailed charts. "We'll begin with baseline human anatomy," he said, "but feel free to share with the class where you might be different."

Because that definitely sounded like something a teenager would do.

He then proceeded to go through each piece of anatomy in excruciating detail.

Finally: "Any questions?"

Other than "Please, can the Earth swallow me whole?," presumably.

Comments

Learn!

[sith_happened]

Or hide under your desk and pray for death. One of those.

Re: Learn!

[in_sidon_we_trust]

As someone who was very much in an interspecies relationship, Sidon couldn't help feeling quite a bit disappointed that his rehydration efforts, successful as they may have been, caused him to miss such a crucial topic! Perhaps, though, it may be revisited later? Or he could simply ask the Dean for a refresher after class! Yes! That might do well!

And in the meantime? Human anatomy! How utterly fascinating, although he suspected it would be entirely useless to him, as a Zora, who had no intention of ever being with anyone other than the Twi'lek love of his life. Still! He did love to learn new things, and so he was taking very attentive and detailed notes...with pictures!

Whether or not the fact that Sidon was not exactly a very good artist made it better or worse was entirely a matter of opinion.

Re: Learn!

[mylandmyrules]

Nell was torn between fascination and horrific embarrassment. She knew all of the basics, but to have it shared in such detail in a mixed class... oh dear.

And yet... so fascinating. She did love to learn.