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fandomhigh2020-01-15 09:55 am
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2020-01-15 09:55 am
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Sex Ed, Wednesday, January 15, 2020
"So leaping right into a discussion about interspecies relations was clearly a bit too advanced for many of you," Anakin began dryly, "so we'll take a few steps back. Hello. This is sexual education, a class devoted to having you understand your own body and its reactions so sexual simulation--and things that don't seem that sexual at all because at this stage in your development, males especially, many things seem sexual that aren't-- as well as learning what your partner-slash-partners are trying to communicate to you about their wants and desires."
All delivered to you by a glowering man in a robe. You lucky, lucky students.
He unfurled a pair of way too large, extremely detailed charts. "We'll begin with baseline human anatomy," he said, "but feel free to share with the class where you might be different."
Because that definitely sounded like something a teenager would do.
He then proceeded to go through each piece of anatomy in excruciating detail.
Finally: "Any questions?"
Other than "Please, can the Earth swallow me whole?," presumably.
All delivered to you by a glowering man in a robe. You lucky, lucky students.
He unfurled a pair of way too large, extremely detailed charts. "We'll begin with baseline human anatomy," he said, "but feel free to share with the class where you might be different."
Because that definitely sounded like something a teenager would do.
He then proceeded to go through each piece of anatomy in excruciating detail.
Finally: "Any questions?"
Other than "Please, can the Earth swallow me whole?," presumably.