Introduction to Law Enforcement, Monday

[my_own_advocate]

"Good morning, students-- including ones I don't recognize..."

Anyone who'd been hoping to see their teacher with curves would have to go home disappointed. Lucifer was an angel; he looked however he felt at any point in time, and right now, he felt like a mopey, still-depressed Lucifer.

"Before we head on to interrogate some suspects and witnesses from the rickshaw case, I'd like you all to get some practice on interrogation technique," he said. He clapped his hands. "Half of you are criminals. You may take your crimes from the crime jar."

He gestured, helpfully, to the crime jar.

"The other half of you must interrogate the other person and attempt to determine what crime has been committed based only on the evidence mentioned on the back of the crime note."

He clapped his hands. "Go on. Torture each other into giving up the goods."

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[my_own_advocate]

Uneven is interrogator, even is criminal. Please mention which.

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[hashtag_chocobro]

Prompto Argentum, Interrogator!

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[intotheout]

Gratuity Tucci, criminal!

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[unusual_sith]

Lana Beniko, interrogator! this cannot end badly

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[gospel_of_oblivion]

Illyana Rasputin, criminal!

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[following_my_fishie]

Delirium, fishyterrorgator! Rar!

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[mylandmyrules]

Nell Ingram, Criminal

Listen to the Lecture

[my_own_advocate]

He seems... overly chirpy.

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[unusual_sith]

And here Lana had thought this school was different from back home. Huh. This was the first time she'd been asked to torture anybody here.

Well, hopefully they would talk fast.

Crime Jar!

[my_own_advocate]

Four pieces of paper sit in the crime jar. Criminals! Pick one, tell your interrogator what's on the evidence end, and then be interrogated.

- STOLE A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR AND MISPLACED THE JAR. LEFT THE VANILLA COOKIES, BECAUSE THEY'RE BORING. | missing cookie jar, vanilla cookies.
- SHOT A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE AND ALSO TO TAKE HIS JACKET | dead body with a bullet wound, no ID
- PAINTED A LARGE MURAL ON THE SIDE OF THE POLICE STATION | mural saying unpleasant things about police officers, a can of purple paint
- BRIBED COLLEGE ADMISSIONS OFFICERS TO GET YOUR CHILD INTO A GOOD COLLEGE | a witness statement saying the criminal was overheard promising Dean Skywalker a good deal on hair products and casually mentioning grades.

Please, criminals, make shit up. Lucifer encourages it.

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[intotheout]

Tip had grabbed crime number four, bribing college admissions. She snorted to herself as she read it.

Right. Looked like she was going to be a white lady for the class period!

She looked around for her interrogator.

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[unusual_sith]

Lana came and sat down next to her criminal.

She was really not sure about this.

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[intotheout]

"So you've got," Tip looked at her slip, "'a witness statement saying the criminal was overheard promising Dean Skywalker a good deal on hair products and casually mentioning grades.' Which sounds like some hearsay bull to me."

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[unusual_sith]

Lana frowned. "What sort of crime is that?"

Maybe she wouldn't actually have to torture anyone, if there wasn't a crime.

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[intotheout]

"Admissions fraud," Tip said cheerfully. "Allegedly."

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[unusual_sith]

"It's bribery and favours," Lana said. "What's fraudulent about that?"

She really did not get this.

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[gospel_of_oblivion]

Illyana pulled out the third crime: painted a large mural on the side of the police station.

She was mildly suspicious this was on purpose, for her antics in Skywalker's class last week.

Still, she sat down, and waited to be interrogated.

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[hashtag_chocobro]

Prompto already knew he was pretty crap at things like this, but, hey! Maybe him being all cute and a girl could actually work to his advantage?

Probably not, but he supposed he wouldn't know until he tried, and so he waited until he spotted a criminal picking out a crime.

"So," he said, drifting over to Illyana and actually managing to seem somewhat confident about it, if only because if he flubbed this up pretty bad, maybe the newer girl wouldn't realize it had been him totally embarrassing himself? "Do we want to do this the easy way..." Dot dot dot... "...or the hard way?"

Oh, yeah, Prompto. Real intimidating with that little eye squint there. Illyana was probably just quaking with fear.

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[gospel_of_oblivion]

"Which way is the hard way?" Illyana asked dryly. "Do I get a cookie if I go for the challenge?"

Illyana, no, behave.

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[hashtag_chocobro]

"Mmmmmmm, no," said Prompto after looking like he as considering it, "but you'll get one if you cooperate. I want answers!"

That last bit he tried to say with a little oomph to it, and followed it up with a whisper, leaning forward, "Also, I think there's some legit evidence you're supposed to give me so I know a little bit of what's up."

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[gospel_of_oblivion]

"Am I?" Illyana twirled a strand of hair around her fingers, doing her best impression of 'Mara lying to a boy. "Huh. Interesting."

Sorry, Prompto, you picked the girl with a serious chip on her shoulder in regards to authority figures.

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[following_my_fishie]

Del was primed and ready to fishyterrorgate someone! Probably by having them tickled by a school of singing fish.

That was her. She was the fish. She just wasn't feeling properly herself when she woke up this morning and instead of being a people of any gender, she had decided to be a school of fish and have all of them at once.

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[mylandmyrules]

Nell had stolen a chocolate chip cookie apparently. And lost the jar. And left the vanilla cookies.

Talk to Lucifer

[my_own_advocate]

Is he slightly manic?

He is not slightly manic.

Really.

He's fine.

OOC

[my_own_advocate]